Monday Musings

Arizona Congressional District 1 candidate and gun nut Gary (I Have Way More Guns Than Brains) Kiehne said, “it’s a God-given, natural right to keep and bear arms.” in a Republican primary debate the other night. I’m not sure where ole Gary finds that in the Bible. It must be in Smith & Wesson 38:45.

When Karl (Bush’s Brain, Which is Why George Warmonger Bush was such a terrible President) Rove was told about former Congressmoron Jack (Hut.Hut) Kemp’s quote, “After eleven concussions in pro football, there was nothing left to do but run for Congress,” he didn’t have a response.  Maybe ole Karl has brain damage.  

 

And all of these pharmaceutical ads on TV that ask you to tell your doctor about them.  Why don’t they just say, tell your doctor to watch TV?

                

A fungus is causing damage to the coffee crops and it looks the price of coffee is going to explode.  To help consumers, I understand Starbucks is going to have Payday Loan officers in house.

 

Now here is a real coincidence.  I finally solved my Rubik’s cube this morning and today is their 40^th anniversary.  Time flies when you’re having fun.

 

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Harrumph Day

Have you heard about the dogs the Navy Seals are using? They are bulletproof, can hear through concrete and can record high-def video of missions, even in the dead of night.  I’m pretty sure one lives next door to me and has been working on night training for about six weeks now.

A Starbucks in El Paso has fired a dwarf that was working there. They said he didn’t come up to their standards.  I didn’t know when you interviewed for a job at Starbucks, they had a sign that says “You have to be this tall to serve.”  The dwarf is suing saying that he got the short end of the stick.  I guess it is ok to order a short drink but not from someone who is short. One of my readers on Facebook commented that Starbucks didn’t want you to know that coffee stunts your growth.

I see where the U.S. has reached its debt limit. Does that mean Visa is canceling Congress's credit card?

The Don has taken all the fun out of the upcoming Presidential race by dropping out.  I was looking forward to seeing him debate that thing on his head.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who is accused of raping a hotel maid, is known as the IMF Chief.  If you are not sure what IMF stands for, I’ll give you a hint, the “I” stands for idiot.  You can fill in the MF.

The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau was one of the provisions of the sweeping Dodd-Frank financial reform bill enacted in 2010. This watchdog agency was designed to fix many of the regulatory loopholes that allowed big banks to take on too much risk. Well guess what? Congress is considering measures that would substantially weaken it before it writes its first new rule.  Just another case of Wall Street over Main Street in Washington D.C.  Your tax dollars at work.

Today’s good read is The Gods Of Greenwich  by Norb Vonnegut.  This is his second novel and is a real page turner set in the middle of the smarmy world of Wall Street and Hedge Funds.  Norb Vonnegut is to Wall Street what John Grisham is to Law.




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Some Stuff That Ran Through My Brain And Came Out My Computer

What A Deal.  Starbucks is now selling beer and wine.   You can go in and get hammered, then they sober you up so you can drive home.

I just saw where Wrangler has dropped Bret Farve.  I thought it was the other way around.

According to national statistics, a kid is bullied every seven minutes.  Damn, we need to find that kid and find him now…..

A new study out shows that men are better at sweating than women.  Now there is something to brag about.  I can’t wait to throw that one out the next time I’m out with the guys. Speaking for myself, I think it comes from doing far more dumb things to sweat about than my better half

Warning:  If you receive a text from Bret Farve, don’t open it.

I just saw the movie the trailer for Denzel Washington’s new movie, Unstopable 12.  I don’t know, I think it may be a train wreck.

For those of you holding your breath until the Health Care law is repealed, you need not worry.  You will be long dead before it is….

I guess we know now that Randy Quaid wasn’t acting in those Chevy Chase Vacation movies.  He really is a freeloader.

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