Florida Republican Senaterrible
Marco ( I’m Stupid in Two Languages) Rubio had this to say about climate change
over the weekend. “And I do not believe the laws (scientists) propose we pass
will do anything about it, except it will destroy our economy,” In other words, the only experts to rely on
are financial advisors not actual scientists when it comes to what’s good for
mankind. Marco went on to say that he didn’t believe humans had anything to do
with climate change. Oh yeah, well who
do you think invented the thermostat you dumbass?
The Center for Disease Control in
Atlanta has put out a warning that
a extremely infectious virus is out of control.
It’s called Benghaziitus, but the good news is that it only seems to
attack Republicans. The experts say it
should run its course by 2016.
John (Civil War Veteran) McCain spent the last few days reminding
everyone that he really wanted to be President. McCain said that if he were the American
president, he would already be doing several things to respond to the
kidnapping of the over 200 girls by a Nigerian terrorist group. But since he is
not the President, he will just show up on every TV show that will have him and
complain about everything in the country except Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full
Time Moron) Palin.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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