Arizona Congressional District 1 candidate and gun nut Gary (I
Have Way More Guns Than Brains) Kiehne said, “it’s a God-given, natural right
to keep and bear arms.” in a Republican primary debate the other night. I’m not
sure where ole Gary finds that in
the Bible. It must be in Smith & Wesson 38:45.
When Karl (Bush’s Brain, Which is Why George Warmonger Bush
was such a terrible President) Rove was told about former Congressmoron Jack (Hut.Hut) Kemp’s quote, “After eleven concussions
in pro football, there was nothing left to do but run for Congress,” he didn’t have a
response. Maybe ole Karl has brain
damage.
And all of these pharmaceutical ads on TV that ask you to
tell your doctor about them. Why don’t
they just say, tell your doctor to watch TV?
A fungus is causing damage to the coffee crops and it looks
the price of coffee is going to explode.
To help consumers, I understand Starbucks is going to have Payday Loan
officers in house.
Now here is a real coincidence. I finally solved my Rubik’s cube this morning
and today is their 40th anniversary.
Time flies when you’re having fun.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
About 40 years to work my Rubik's cube is about right too. Thankfully I lost mine a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteThank you for telling me about that verse in the Bible, Smith & Wesson 38:45, I'll have to look that up. You are such a Bible scholar, Rev. Tanner.