Ok guys, if you don’t want to end up like those seven dudes in a garage in
Chicago in 1929, you had better get that wife, lover or sweetie a Valentine
card or chocolate for tomorrow. I understand in Alabama when you buy candy or a
valentine on this day you have to sign a statement saying it’s for the opposite
sex or face jail time.
Of all the comments made in the media this week about Brian Williams lying
about his experience in Iraq,
I thought the one from Fox News was the best when they said, “What, you can’t
lie on television?’ That is also the same thing they said to their being sued
by the city of Paris for reporting that there were sections of Paris that had
been taken over by Muslims. I’m pretty sure “Better call Saul” is the head of
their legal department.
And these words came falling out of
Rick (All Hair, No Brains)
Perry’s mouth
yesterday. "Texas has been
criticized for having a large number of uninsured," he said, "but
that's what Texans wanted”.
I wonder why
he didn’t go on to say that Texans wanted to be in the bottom five states in
education, and that we wanted to be dead last in voter turn out.
Sarah (Half Assed Governor, Full Time Moron)
Palin was in Texas yesterday
ranting a few words at a program entitled “How Women are Showing 21
st
Century Leadership”.
If the program had
been called “People Who Quit Things in the Middle of It”, then I could
understand why they had this bonehead speak.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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