Saturday Special

Time for a little road trip.  As usual the bus is loaded and gassed and so are we.

Did go to the movies and saw “Jason Bourne.”  It was excellent. Very exciting watching Jason kick ass and dispatch all of the bad guys in various ways.  It was quite different than the Christian movie, “Jason Born-Again” where he talked ad nauseam to everyone he met about Jesus until their eyes glazed over and they lapsed into a coma.

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Stonger Together

I had planned on spending some time writing about how stupid I thought Trump supporters imbeciles were and what a waste of energy Hillary Haters were, but I think this says it best.

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Another Day Of Humps

Check these humps out.

Florida Congressmoron Debbie What’s-her-name Schultz who has resigned as Chairman of the Democratic Committee.  She said she wanted to spend more time undermining her family.

Berinie Busters.  I have a couple of words for these boneheads.  GROW UP. 

All Trump supporters imbeciles.  One word.  RACISTS

America’s bully Bill (All Ego, No Integrity)  O’Reilly for telling Michelle Obama that the slaves who built the White House were “well fed and housed.”  You know like Hitler was really a nice guy because he loved dogs.

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump for asking Russia to hack Hillary’s email.  Maybe Little Dick Donnie ought to change his VP selection from Pence to Putin.

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Musings On A Monday

Hey look, the real Trump finally showed up last week at the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck).

                                                 Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump

I finally get it why Faux News used the slogan “Fair & Balanced” all these years.  It seems that all of the women on their network have been sexually harassed.

Oh boy a new Masters & Johnson clinic is in town.

Texas Lt. Governor Dan (All Mouth, No Brains) Patrick has been named by the National Proctologist Association as Asshole of the Year.

Florida Congressmoron Debbie What’shername Schultz will not be speaking at the Democratic Convention tonight.  I think she will probably just email it in.  Debbie if you didn’t know is the great granddaughter of Sergeant Shultz which is why she keeps repeating “I saw nothing”.  




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Oh What A Night #4Boding

Final night of the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck).  Ivanka (Daddy Says I’m Hot) Trump came out and spent most of her speech talking about women’s rights, health care and equal pay.  I’m pretty sure she thought she was speaking at the Democratic Convention.

Next came Daddy Trump with his "Make America Afraid Again" speech and told everyone that they were probably going to be murdered by immigrants, but if they were still alive on Janurary 20^th it would be alright because he was going to fix every single problem America had on his first day in office. 

I haven't seen any stories on plagiarism yet, but I am pretty sure the entire Trump speech was written by Homer Simpson.

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Oh What A Night #3

The big winners from last nights RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) were the fine folks of Indiana.  They have finally gotten rid of their dipshit Governor Mike (Homophobic Asshole) Pence. Little Mikey likes to tell everybody he is a Christian first, then a conservative and Republican.  In other words, he is a judgmental hateful racist.

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Sleazy & Creepy) Cruz received a standing boovation for not endorsing Trump.  Instead Creepy Cruz told everyone to "vote your conscience."  I find this ironic coming from a guy who seems to have no conscience.

When South Carolina Nikki ( Banana Fana Foe Hickey) Haley was asked if she was going to endorse Trump, she replied, “It’s great to be in Cleveland.”  Sounds to me like she was closer to endorsing Grover Cleveland than Trumpy.

I do believe that if after all of the outright lies and bullshit that has come down from Trump and his campaign, the boneheads who are still Trump supporters have now reached the incredible stupidity level of the Jonestown followers. 

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Oh What A Night #2

The RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) screamed into another night of ranting and raving. . Apparently it was Klan night. Angry white men screamed hate filled speeches at dumb white people. I think the only person of color in the entire building was some guy named Red.

Trump’s children all got up and told everybody how much they loved their daddy’s money.  New Jersey groveling Governor Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie held a Kangaroo court as Judge Doom inciting the jury to a fever pitch. Then Mitch (Just Say No) McConnell and Paul (Lying) Ryan were drug out to lull the angry audience into a coma.

All in all it was simply the blind leading the blind the dumb leading the dumb.



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Oh What A Night

Opening night of the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) certainly was a mistake-ridden fiasco.  A night that was filled with outright lies and total bullshit ironically had only a few words of truth, but they were from Micheal Obama.  The problem is that they were delivered by Meliana (I’m Married To Stupid) Trump as her words.  I’ll bet this is the last time Meliana lets Rand (Mr. Plagiarism) Paul write a speech for her. I can’t wait to hear Donald’s “I had a dream” speech. I understand it starts with “Four score and seven years ago.”

And this popped up today. According to the RNC program,  “After obtaining a degree in design and architecture at University in Slovenia…,” but the University said she dropped out after one year. I’m pretty sure she completed her studies at Trump University majoring in Con Artistry. 

I understand the Trump PR people are kicking around a number of new mottos.

Trump/Pence…For Those Who Are Very Dense.    

Trump/Pence…For Those With No Common Sense.

Both seem to work. 

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Another Flakey Friday

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump, the Racist Party nominee who is running for President Grand Wizard of America has announced that his Vice-Grand Wizard is another white guy.  He is Indiana Governor Mike (Who?) Pence.  Normally when referring to someone from Indiana they are called “Hoosiers”. In Mike’s case, it’s “Who’s that?”

It seems little Mikey hates gays as much as The Don hates Mexicans and Muslims so I think Adolf Trump has found his Mussolini.  According to the polls, Prejudiced Pence’s disapproval numbers in Indiana are quite a bit higher than his approval ratings, but now he will have the opportunity to be disapproved by the whole country.

I guess poor little Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie has been left out in the rain.

And then there is Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin who also didn’t get picked to be Trump’s VP, but didn’t even get invited to speak at the convention next week. Little Donny said he would have asked her to speak, but he said the convention was only going to be a week long.

A group of psychologists were asked if they thought Trump supporters were smarter than a 5^th grader.  They weren’t sure so they studied a number of focus groups his supporters attended and found out that they were not. In fact they found that 5^th graders are not the only ones smarter than Trump supporters.  Quite a bit smarter are a sack of mud, a fence post, all plants and most animals and birds excluding the DoDo bird.

A Florida woman told police after running through a stop sign and into a house that she had her eyes closed because she was praying.  This begs the question was she praying that she wouldn’t hit anything?

Wisconsin Congressmoron Glen (I Am Almost as Stupid As Louie Gohmert) Grothman said that President Obama was to blame for all of the race problems in the country because he had met with Al Sharpton over 100 times. I guess if he had only met with Al 99 times it would have been alright. Goofy Glen went on to say the situation with race relations were very good years ago.  You know before we didn’t have to go to school, drink from the same water fountain and go to the same bathroom with those uppity black people. 



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All Hump's Day

This week's HUMPS.

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New Week. Same Ole Stuff

In these modern times another group that has been discriminated against for years is finally coming out of the closet and into the public limelight. After many years of hiding their true selves from family members and friends, they have decided to stand up and be counted in the real world. Congrats on their courage

They say things are bigger in Texas and there is certainly no bigger ASSHOLE on the planet than Texas Lt. Governor Dan (All Mouth, No Brains) Patrick.  After the terrible shooting in Dallas, Dipshit Dan declared that the protesters were “hypocrites” because they ran to the police for protection when the shooting began. I can remember when most people thought it couldn’t get any worse than Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry and then we came to the Abbott/Patrick/Paxton era.

Hey look, the KKK has finally changed their dress code.

Old KKK

New KKK

And they’re allowing women to become members.
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Actually I think this is a good thing.  Now anytime I see a person wearing a Trump hat or T-shirt or if they have a Trump sign or bumper sticker on their car, I know I'm dealing with a certified misogynistic racist bigot asshole.


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Humps Of The Day

Oh those poor little whinny Republicans just can’t win for losing.  First of all they have been cultivating bigots and racist for years and manipulating really stupid people into voting against their own self interest so that they could win elections. Then out of nowhere they ended up with a racist bigot as their nominee and they don’t know what to do with him. But they were sure they had an ace in the hole because they just knew the F.B.I was going to throw their most hated arch-enemy in jail.  WRONG….

The Clintons have gone through more congressional hearings, investigations, and special prosecutors than anyone on the planet in the last twenty years and not one thing has stuck.  This tells me one of three things is happening.  One the Clintons are the greatest criminal minds in history. Two the Republicans couldn’t find their ass with a GPS flashlight. Or three they haven’t done anything illegal.  I’m betting on the latter.  

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May The 4th Be With You

Hope everyone has a great 4^th of July and here is something that maybe you will a bang out of.


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Another Flakey Friday

A federal judge “saw the light” and blocked Mississippi’s Religious Discrimination law (I know it was called a religious freedom law, but this is the true name) before it went into effect.  Just a gentle reminder, "The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion."
--John Adams

I am still waiting for the media to report on which “well regulated militia” that Orlando mass shooter Omar (I Am Gay, But I’m Not Happy) Mateen was a member.

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump’s new slogan seems to be directed toward homophobes..   It’s “Make America Straight Again.”

Another Republican hypocrite bites the dust.  Florida Congressmoron Trey (Lying Druggie) Radel who was a big supporter of a bill testing food stamp recipients for drugs was busted this week for cocaine. 

On a similar note, Michigan’s state legislature set aside $300,000 to test food stamp recipients for drugs and have tested 303 people. To date none have tested positive. Maybe they should go down and test Florida’s legislature members. They might get better results.

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