Another Flakey Friday

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump, the Racist Party nominee who is running for President Grand Wizard of America has announced that his Vice-Grand Wizard is another white guy.  He is Indiana Governor Mike (Who?) Pence.  Normally when referring to someone from Indiana they are called “Hoosiers”. In Mike’s case, it’s “Who’s that?”

It seems little Mikey hates gays as much as The Don hates Mexicans and Muslims so I think Adolf Trump has found his Mussolini.  According to the polls, Prejudiced Pence’s disapproval numbers in Indiana are quite a bit higher than his approval ratings, but now he will have the opportunity to be disapproved by the whole country.

I guess poor little Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie has been left out in the rain.

And then there is Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin who also didn’t get picked to be Trump’s VP, but didn’t even get invited to speak at the convention next week. Little Donny said he would have asked her to speak, but he said the convention was only going to be a week long.

A group of psychologists were asked if they thought Trump supporters were smarter than a 5^th grader.  They weren’t sure so they studied a number of focus groups his supporters attended and found out that they were not. In fact they found that 5^th graders are not the only ones smarter than Trump supporters.  Quite a bit smarter are a sack of mud, a fence post, all plants and most animals and birds excluding the DoDo bird.

A Florida woman told police after running through a stop sign and into a house that she had her eyes closed because she was praying.  This begs the question was she praying that she wouldn’t hit anything?

Wisconsin Congressmoron Glen (I Am Almost as Stupid As Louie Gohmert) Grothman said that President Obama was to blame for all of the race problems in the country because he had met with Al Sharpton over 100 times. I guess if he had only met with Al 99 times it would have been alright. Goofy Glen went on to say the situation with race relations were very good years ago.  You know before we didn’t have to go to school, drink from the same water fountain and go to the same bathroom with those uppity black people. 



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Stupidity Is In The Air

I just read an article that stated Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump Rump’s supporters are very diverse.  The article said that they are not all poor un-educated white folk, but some are quite rich and educated.  What the article didn’t mention was that all of Rump’s supporters do have a commonality about them.  Every one of them, rich or poor, educated or not, are racist, misogynistic assholes.   

Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert once again opened his mouth so he could insert his foot, which by the way is quite amazing seeing as how his head is always up his ass, to utter these few words on the latest transgender bill passed in North Carolina.  “In the seventh grade if the law had been that all I had to do was say, ‘I’m a girl,’ and I got to go into the girls’ restroom, I don’t know if I could’ve withstood the temptation just to get educated back in those days,” he said. I am shocked at this.  I had no idea Louie got as far as the seventh grade. When Louie was asked about what he thought about the Panama Papers, he replied that he had never smoked marijuana and wouldn’t know anything about the paraphernalia that went with that activity.  

Just to prove that Texas doesn’t have a complete lock on stupidly, Wisconsin Republican Congressmoron Glen (I’m Just As Stupid As Louie)  Grothman said he was surprised that there was controversy about the voter suppression law that he helped pass after he stated that it would help Republicans to get elected. Ole Glen went on to say that he was also surprised to find out the earth was not flat and that Santa Claus wasn’t real. . 

Evidently the stupidity bug has also spread into Ohio.  Last week Alphonso D (The D Stands For Dumb) Mobley Jr. a member of the “Sovereign Citzens” group blew his hands off while making a bomb and The Oath Oaf Keepers, a paranoid paramilitary group of boneheads who say they are "Christians Patriots for America", you know kinda like those fine folks who participated in The Crusades, has opened up a survival store in a mall in Bowling Green, Ohio. My hopes are that it won’t survive very long.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Some of This, Some of That

Boneheads of the week.

Wisconsin TeaNut Republican Congressmoron Glen (I May Be Dumber Than Louie Gohmert) Grothman made this incredibly stupid statement this week in discussing why Congress should defund Planned Parenthood.   “As a guy, I could go to many clinics locally that have all the machines that one would need,”  Glennie pooh has never been married and obviously has an I.Q. to match his age of 60.  Glen begs the question, “how do these assholes get elected.”

Congressmoron Kevin (Open Mouth, Insert Foot) McCarthy went on the TV this week and inadvertently admitted that the whole Benghazi investigation was simply a political ploy to do damage to Hillary.  Little Kevin wants to be the new Speaker of the House, but I think now he will known as the Blabber Mouth of the House.  He is obviously kin to Joe (If My Lips Are Moving, I’m Lying) McCarthy, the king of 3D politics: Deceitful, Disingenuous, Duplicity.   

  

The media seems to have an obsession with polls and I think it is because they are lazy.  Polls are easy money, the media doesn’t have to do anything but reprint or rebroadcast something that someone else has done the work.  The problem is that not only are polls miss-leading, but they are simply speculation at best.  Also polls can be skewed to what ever result you would like by the questions they ask.

The one that really bugs me is the poll’s that say the country is going in the wrong direction. What the hell does that mean anyway?   In the first place there is any number of directions the country could be going in and this poll tells us nothing.  Exactly what direction would these people like the country to go in? Telling us it’s going in the wrong direction doesn’t give any answer or solution.

The country is actually always going forward because time is going forward.  As much as some people always want to talk about the good ole days, nothing goes backward. The religious wackos never want anything to go forward because that is progress.  For many years in early history the only people who could read were the priest and church leaders.  They didn’t want the minions out there being able to read because they might learn something and figure out they had been handed a line of bullshit.

The next time you hear some asshole TeaNut Republican say we want to take back the country, ask him how far back he wants to go?  The only people who have the right to talk about taking back the country are Native Americans.  Everybody else can STFU.

I don’t think much of the Catholic Church.  In fact I think they are more of a cult than church, but I have sorta liked Pope Frankie the Sissy because he has actually gone against some of their out dated thinking.  That is until I read where he met with Kim.  (Homophobic Hick) Davis.  He has been excommunicated from any positive thoughts I had about him.   

Stay tuned for future adventures.