Oh What A Night #2

The RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) screamed into another night of ranting and raving. . Apparently it was Klan night. Angry white men screamed hate filled speeches at dumb white people. I think the only person of color in the entire building was some guy named Red.

Trump’s children all got up and told everybody how much they loved their daddy’s money.  New Jersey groveling Governor Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie held a Kangaroo court as Judge Doom inciting the jury to a fever pitch. Then Mitch (Just Say No) McConnell and Paul (Lying) Ryan were drug out to lull the angry audience into a coma.

All in all it was simply the blind leading the blind the dumb leading the dumb.



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Oh What A Night

Opening night of the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) certainly was a mistake-ridden fiasco.  A night that was filled with outright lies and total bullshit ironically had only a few words of truth, but they were from Micheal Obama.  The problem is that they were delivered by Meliana (I’m Married To Stupid) Trump as her words.  I’ll bet this is the last time Meliana lets Rand (Mr. Plagiarism) Paul write a speech for her. I can’t wait to hear Donald’s “I had a dream” speech. I understand it starts with “Four score and seven years ago.”

And this popped up today. According to the RNC program,  “After obtaining a degree in design and architecture at University in Slovenia…,” but the University said she dropped out after one year. I’m pretty sure she completed her studies at Trump University majoring in Con Artistry. 

I understand the Trump PR people are kicking around a number of new mottos.

Trump/Pence…For Those Who Are Very Dense.    

Trump/Pence…For Those With No Common Sense.

Both seem to work. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.