Another Flakey Friday

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump, the Racist Party nominee who is running for President Grand Wizard of America has announced that his Vice-Grand Wizard is another white guy.  He is Indiana Governor Mike (Who?) Pence.  Normally when referring to someone from Indiana they are called “Hoosiers”. In Mike’s case, it’s “Who’s that?”

It seems little Mikey hates gays as much as The Don hates Mexicans and Muslims so I think Adolf Trump has found his Mussolini.  According to the polls, Prejudiced Pence’s disapproval numbers in Indiana are quite a bit higher than his approval ratings, but now he will have the opportunity to be disapproved by the whole country.

I guess poor little Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie has been left out in the rain.

And then there is Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin who also didn’t get picked to be Trump’s VP, but didn’t even get invited to speak at the convention next week. Little Donny said he would have asked her to speak, but he said the convention was only going to be a week long.

A group of psychologists were asked if they thought Trump supporters were smarter than a 5^th grader.  They weren’t sure so they studied a number of focus groups his supporters attended and found out that they were not. In fact they found that 5^th graders are not the only ones smarter than Trump supporters.  Quite a bit smarter are a sack of mud, a fence post, all plants and most animals and birds excluding the DoDo bird.

A Florida woman told police after running through a stop sign and into a house that she had her eyes closed because she was praying.  This begs the question was she praying that she wouldn’t hit anything?

Wisconsin Congressmoron Glen (I Am Almost as Stupid As Louie Gohmert) Grothman said that President Obama was to blame for all of the race problems in the country because he had met with Al Sharpton over 100 times. I guess if he had only met with Al 99 times it would have been alright. Goofy Glen went on to say the situation with race relations were very good years ago.  You know before we didn’t have to go to school, drink from the same water fountain and go to the same bathroom with those uppity black people. 



Stay tuned for future adventures.