Final night of the RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck). Ivanka (Daddy Says I’m Hot) Trump came out and
spent most of her speech talking about women’s rights, health care and equal
pay. I’m pretty sure she thought she was
speaking at the Democratic Convention.
Next came Daddy Trump with his "Make America Afraid Again" speech and told everyone that they were probably
going to be murdered by immigrants, but if they were still alive on Janurary 20th
it would be alright because he was going to fix every single problem America
had on his first day in office.
I haven't seen any stories on plagiarism yet, but I am pretty sure the entire Trump speech was written by Homer Simpson.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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