Hump Day

 Here are this week's Humps

 Marco (I Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio’s campaign to be President has finally run out of water.  Little Marco threw in the towel last night.  He said he was tired of repeating the same ole talking points over and over. 

Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott is still obsessed with voter fraud in Texas.  When Greggy Poo was Attorney General of Texas he spent millions of taxpayer money investigating voter fraud and prosecuted two cases in a ten year period.  The chances of finding major voter fraud in Texas is about the same as this asshole getting up out of that chair.

Hey for all of the angry folks out there who say that the boneheads up in Washington D.C. don’t do anything, here is this. Texas Congressmoron Republican Pete (I Should Be Attending Psychiatric) Sessions has proposed a "Resolution to recognize Magic as rare and valuable". I’m pretty sure someone put a spell on little Petey when he wasn’t looking.  

There is a new TV show coming on that’s about the people who are Trump supporters.  They are a mutant strain of humans who are completely impervious to the truth or facts.  It’s called The Walking Dumb.   

Stay tuned for future adventures.