Damn Good Friday

Hey, a big weekend coming up.  It must be a big bake sale because I see the signs everywhere.

 I stopped and ask these folks if they knew the exact date it was happening because I was going to be out of town for a couple of days and didn't want to miss it.  They said that they didn't have a clue and had put the sigh up because attendance had been low and they were trying to drum up a little business. 

This bonehead has got to be a constituent of Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert.  Wayne (I Can’t Pronounce My Name Either) Propst says he has found fossils from when that loving Christian God decided to kill everyone in world with a flood. Self-proclaimed fossil expert Joe (I Studied Fossils At Trump University) Taylor confirmed the fossil was from the time of Noah’s ark.  Wayne also said he had found a bell from Santa’s sleigh, an egg from the Easter Bunny, a foot print in his garden made by Bigfoot and three quarters left by the Tooth Fairy.

We are finally getting down to the real mud slinging in the race to see who can be the sleaziest in the run for the Presidency.  Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump is threatening to “spill the beans” about Texas Senaterrible Rafael (Sleazy & Creepy) Cruz’s wife Heidi.  I don’t know much about her except she is not a Texan or her name would be Heidi Doody.

A new study out has found that not all Trump supporters are stupid.  They found that a large number of his supporters are extremely stupid.

Once again this Sunday many people will be pondering that age old question.  Who came first? The bunny or the egg?

Stay tuned for future adventures.