Texas Lt. Governor Dan (I Am A Total Asshole) Patrick
decided that those mean ole folks at Planned Parenthood should be looked into
so he convinced the District Attorney in Houston
to investigate them. Well they did find
wrong doing and two people got indicted.
Problem is, it was the two boneheads who made the fraudulent videos
accusing Planned Parenthood of selling baby parts. Karma strikes the GOP again.
Here is the early report on Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I
Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz being eligible to run for President. Authorities have found that little Teddy’s
dad is a Cuban, his mother is American and he is an idiot.
Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump told everyone that even if he
shot someone in public, he wouldn’t lose a single vote. Well
yeah, his supporters love shooting people.
That’s why they all have guns and no brains.
The Don’s supporters don’t
wear t-shirts that say “I’m with stupid,” their’s say, “I Am Stupid.”
Then there was the couple who had an unplanned daughter
after 40 years of marriage. I understand
they named her Cialis.
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Stay tuned for future adventures.
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