Palin Gives Trump A Blow-Job.
Actually Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin
simply endorsed Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump to be President, but I liked that
headline better. Little Sarah was a no-show the next day on The Don’s campaign
tour as she had to go bail her son out of jail for drunken domestic abuse with
a gun. Sarah says her son suffers from
PTSD. In this case PTSD stands for
Palin’s Tacky Son’s Debachery.
Speaking of the Don, how many Corinthians does it take to
prove that Trump has never read the Bible?…..TWO. Little Donnie in giving a speech at Liberty
University this week, referred to a
passage in 2nd Corinthians as two Corinthians. He said he got
confused because he intended to tell his favorite joke about the two
Corinthians, three Episcopalians and a Jew who walked into a bar.
When the University was asked what they thought of Dim-Wit
Don’s faux pas, the spokesman referred to scripture. I believe it is in Ignoramous 4:23 where Jesus said, “if thou can’t sayeth
something nice, thou should shut the fuck up.”
On a personal note, you may have noticed that in an earlier
post I incorrectly said that the Iowa Caucus was being held this week. That was totally wrong. I still can’t believe that my editor,
assistant editor, secretary, field reporters, large research staff, chauffeur
and personal valet didn’t catch the mistake.
I swear sometimes it feels like I am in here doing this all by
myself. By the way, if you look for the
mistake, I’ve already changed it.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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