Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Harraumph Day




Humps of the week.

Arizona state senator Sylvia (I’m Just Plain Stupid) Allen has been selected to head up the Arizona Education Committee. Stupid Sylvia believes the earth is only 6000 years old, the government is using commercial airliners to spray the public with mind-numbing chemicals and that church should be mandatory.  Look for the next generation of kids in Arizona to fail to get out of the eighth grade.

Alabama Congressmoron Mo (Dumb Than Smart) Brooks thinks President Obama  “wants to make America a place where God-fearing white people are pushed out of the country.”   Moron Mo is just another racist asshole who feels it’s safe come out from under his rock sheet now that Trump is leading in the Republican polls.



Here are the results from the latest poll of Republican running oozing for President.


Trump…Loudest

Carson…Dumbest

Cruz……Sleaziest & Creepiest

Rubio…  Ineptest

Christie   Fattest

Bush…... Whiniest 

Fironia…Bitchest

Huckabee…Holiest


Poor Steve Harvey is getting creamed for announcing the wrong winner of the Miss Universe Pageant.  The whole thing was cleared up in a matter of minutes, yet when the Supreme Court did the same thing, we had to live through two useless wars and eight years of George Warmonger Bush. . 




Stay tuned for future adventures.


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