A Few Things I've Pondered Over The Weekend

-NRA (National Rabid Assholes) say more guns make us safer.

-Statistics say America has the most guns and the most mass shootings.

-Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz says “the only way to take down a bad guy with a -gun is a good guy with a gun.”

-In 355 mass shootings this year, not a single good guy with a gun has stepped up and taken down a bad guy with a gun.

-Guns don’t kill people.

-The medical examiner in every mass shooting in the U.S says that every victim died from a gun.

The 2^nd Amendment is 224 years old.  Too bad it wasn’t written by Apple because it would have been updated at least 224 times by now and possibly make some sense.  

I know what Kay Jewelers ads say, but the jewelers here in East Texas say that every kiss begins with the lips and then comes the tongue.

Washington D.C. unveiled the new statue of Darth (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney last week and I must say the likeness is unbelievable.

The latest survey of the Republican candidates for President revel that

31% of Republican voters are extremely stupid

16% of Republican voters are just plain dumb

9%   of Republican voters think Tom Cruise is running for President

7%   of Republican voters think that Marco (I Have A Sugar Daddy) Rubio invented the Rubix cube.

Stay tuned for future adventures.