After the video of the Oklahoma University
frat boys singing a song with racial slurs went viral, the Governor issued a
statement saying that Oklahomans were not racist, they just didn’t like black
people.
The Oklahoma
state legislature condemned the video immediately saying the camera work was
shaky and that it was hard to understand the words.
Oklahoma TeaNut Senaterrible
Jim (I’m Not A
Scientist, But I Am A Moron)
Inhofe, who believes Climate Change is a hoax,
said that he thought the video was a fake.
He said he had seen the Broadway musical Oklahoma
nine times and he didn’t remember that song.
Former Texas Governor
Rick (All Hair, No Integrity)
Perry was running his
mouth at a Republican fundraiser last week and said, “Thomas Paine wrote that
‘the duty of a patriot is to protect his country from his government.”
The problem is that Thomas Paine didn’t say
that. I’m pretty sure it was Richard Thomas on The Waltons. Ricky pooh thought
that John Boy was the coolest.
Florida Governor
Rick (I Really Am As Creepy As I Look)
Scott is a TeaNut
Republican who believes in freedom of speech except for those words he doesn’t
like.
He has banned the employees of the
EPA in Florida from using “global
warming” and “ climate change.”
Little
Ricky also doesn’t like or believe in the words, honesty, integrity, and
truthfulness.
Utah state Represenitive
Paul
(Not Only Am I A Mormon, but I’m Also A Moron)
Ray has sponsored a bill to use
firing squads instead of lethal drugs. He said he would bring in
Donald (I Have
A Bad Hair Day Everyday)
Trump to do the honors. He said nobody says “you’re
fired” like the Don.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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