Harrarump Day

There are plenty of humps to go around today. Donald (Everyday Is A Bad Hair Day) Trump had this to say today. ”I am the only one who can make America truly great again!”  Wait a minute Donny, aren’t you the one that’s always running around saying how great America is.  Of course when you consider that America is ranked 36^th in the world in education and 27^th in health care, we aren’t looking so hot.

So little Donny has launched an exploratory committee to see how the waters are for a run at being King, er President. What the committee is going to find out before they even turn on their miners helmets is that a recent survey showed that 74% of Republicans wouldn’t vote for him. The Don is the only person I’ve ever seen who can truly be called “hair brained” and it be true.  

It seems that Prime Minster Benjamin (I Never Met An Arab I Liked) Netanyahu did learn something from the Republicans on his trip over here last week. He went on an 11^th hour rampage of fear-mongering rants that smacked of racism and pulled out a win in the election.   

Illinois Congressmoron Aaron (What, You Mean I Can’t Spend Taxpayers Money On Myself?) Schock resigned this week. Aaron told his constitutes that he was leaving Congress so he could spend more time with his family before he went to prison.   

Former Florida Governor Jeb (At Least I’m Not Neil) Bush said in speech this week that he would eliminate minimum wage if he was elected. He said he knew for a fact that the private sector would be more than fair to their workers because he had given a number of speeches to these corporations and they had paid him over $3million dollars so far. He went on to say, hey if they are willing to pay me $50.000 a speech, imagine what they will pay someone who actually works there.  




Stay tuned for future adventures.