First Thoughts of a New Week

I’m pretty sure climate change is real.  This morning it was 55 degrees and already it is up to 73.

Last week Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz ranted at the International Association of Firefighters legislation conference this past week and instead of applause, you could hear a pin drop. Yesterday little Teddy finally figured out how to get a reaction from his audience. He screamed at a little kid "the world's on fire" and made her cry.  What a bonehead.

I can see why Arkansas Senaterrible Tehran Tom (Full Time Homophobic Misogynist, Part Time Christian) Cotton wrote the letter to Iran.  He has a lot in common with the leaders of Iran. Here are a few quotes from Tom Dumb. “Men are simple creatures. It doesn’t take much to please us. The problem is women.” “It’s women’s fault when couples divorce.” “Women are poor because they choose to not have a man in their lives.” “Women should be allowed to divorce only in cases of violence.”  Don’t you know his wife Anna is proud of him.

I noticed where the RNC is selling the official Dick (I Really Am A Dick) Cheney cowboy hat to raise money.  I understand it is guaranteed to lower you I.Q. overnight.


Stay tuned for future adventures.