Snowflake
Looks like Mother Nature is about to drag her cold front through town again and she may be dropping little snow flurries along the way. I think I need to check the by-laws of Texas because I didn’t sign up for this kind of weather when I moved here.
I think the Westminster Kennel Club got a little more than they bargained for when they opened up entries to include mixed breeds. So far Pluto, Goofy, Marmaduke, Rin Tin Tin, Lassie, Eddy, Shooby Do, and Benji have signed up.
I spent many years working in the music business and have never, ever watched the Grammys or paid any attention to anything they have ever done. The reasons are many but here are a couple you can probably relate to. Kanye West has won 21 more Grammys than The Beatles and Polka King Jimmy Sturr (I’ve never heard of him either) has as many Grammys as Aretha Franklin.
Republican Congressmoron from Florida, Trey (Just Say No) Radel is resigning after his conviction of cocaine charges back in November. He said he is quitting so he can spend more time with his
Texas Congressmoron Steve (I Haven’t Got a Clue) Stockman has popped back up after missing 15 votes in the House. Steve said he has been on a fact finding mission. He said that after hearing about the shortage of Velveeta Cheese before the upcoming Super Bowl, he decided to make a trip to the moon to see if it really was made of cheese. Unfortunately there was no moon during that time of the month, so he just went to Tijuana.
A vial of blood of Pope John Paul Ringo and George II has been stolen from the Vatican. Sounds like a paternity suit could be on the way.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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