I am pretty sure the proprietor is a member of the Tea Party.
It hasn’t been much fun up here in the country for the last few weeks. If you have been reading this little blog, you know that we have been in major sick mode, but the good news is that things are steadily getting better.
Speaking of fun, here is something that will pick up your day. The next time a couple of Jehovah Witnesses come to your door and ask if you have found Jesus tell them you didn’t know he was missing. Then ask them if they have notified the police and began putting up posters in the neighborhood. You can also ask them if they are there to recruit you for a search party.
Something fishy is going on with the folks of Gilligan’s Island. If they never got off that island, how do we know the professor died?
The movie “Lee Daniels, The Butler” got snubbed by the Oscars. I think a lot of people thought it was the sequel to “The Help.”
West Virginia preacher Mark Wolford who use to believe that Christians should handle snakes to test their faith is no longer a member of that camp. Mark is no longer a member of anything. He died of a snake bite over the weekend. Handling snakes is not a good thing to do at anytime, so I would be remiss not to remind you to never shake hands with Rick(All Hair, No Integrity) Perry or Gregg( Hell On Wheels) Abbott.
Louie (I Really Am as Dumb as I Look) Gohmert is really pissed at Oklahoma judges because they ruled that denying rights to same sex marriage was unconstitutional. Louie said the Judges “basically needed some plumbing lessons.” I am assuming that ole Looney Tunes thinks that the only reason to get married is if your pipes fit together. Of course we all know what is basically needed is for Louie to have a brain. I wonder how this moron finds his way home at night.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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