Justin ( Part Time Teen Idol, Full Time Teen Idiot) Bieber has been arrested on DWI Charges and is under investigation for causing damage to his neighbor’s house in LA. I predict his final step in his downward plunge to rock bottom will be to start dating Lindsay Lohan.
Former Arkansas Governor Mike ( Blah, Blah,Blah) Huckabee had this to say at the RNC conference in Washington D.C. yesterday. "If the Democrats want to insult women by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it."
Even the Republicans don’t understand what he means. I am pretty sure ole Mike is one of those religious wacko’s that speak in tongue. When asked if he also handled snakes, he smirked that he was a member of the Republican Party.
Jamie (The Real Wolf of Wall Street) Dimon, chairman and CEO of JPMorgan Chase & Co. was given a raise and will receive $20 million for his work in 2013. This is after JPMorgan Chase annual profits fell 16% on his watch. Wow, just think what they would have paid him if the profits were up.
Congressmoron Steve (I Haven’t Got a Clue) Stockman is AWOL. It seems he hasn’t shown up for a vote since January 9th and the last time he was seen in public was January 14th. I am pretty sure his superiors from planet Numnuts have recalled him. Either that or the Intelligence Police have arrested him for being too stupid to be in public.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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