• The family in Kentucky whose 5 year old son shot and killed his 2 year old sister with the 22 rifle they had given him for his birthday
• The New Hampshire man losing his entire life savings trying to win a game on the mid-way at a carnival
• The three college friends of the Boston bombers taking stuff from his dorm room and then lying to the F.B.I. about it
• Lindsay Lohan starting her 90 days of rehab by bringing 270 different wardrobe changes with her
• Lindsay Lohan for skipping out of rehab already
• The Veterans Administration for the 900,000 veterans still waiting for their benefits; some for almost three years
• The BP commercials telling us how great of a company they are
• The 46 Senators who voted against background checks when polls show that over 90% of the country are for them
• The entire congregation of the Church of Cornith in Cornith, Texas for standing behind their Pastor after he was arrested for trying to coerce a teenager into stripping for him even though the whole sleazy episode was caught on tape
• And the inductees so far for the Dumb-Ass Hall of Fame 2013, God-Awful Governor Rick( All Hair, No Brains)Perry, Senaterrible Little Teddy (All Mouth, No Brains) Cruz, Congressmoron Loony Gomert, Congressmoron Steve(The Snake) Stockman, Sarah (Half-Assed Governor) Palin, Supreme Court Justice Clarence (God, I wish I were white) Thomas and Ted(The Stooge) Nugent
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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