Not All Changes Are Good

Not too long ago, NRA stood for the National Rifle Association. It was an organization of responsible gun owners, collectors and hunters but since Executive Vice-President, Wayne LaPierre has taken control, it has changed.  LaPierre is French for “The Pimp” and Wayne the Pimp has really lived up to his name.

Wayne the Pimp’s big mantra is the 2nd Amendment but the truth is, Wayne could give damn about the 2nd Amendment.  You see, Wayne doesn’t believe in the 2nd amendment, he just uses it.  He uses it to pimp for the gun manufactures which is his real job. Now NRA stands for Neocon Redneck Assholes which is a collection of ultra-conservative, paranoid, Civil War re-enactor wacko gun nuts.

My solution is that we use the Barney Fife rule.  We let these idiots have all the guns they want, but no bullets.



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