Rodney's Believe It or Not

Senator John Mccain, who as you know is a decorated veteran from the War of 1812, was asked recently why he was so upset over the Benghazi situation; he replied that it was simple.  He said Ben Gazzara was one of his favorite actors and that “Run for Your Life” was a great TV show.  John also said he would work tirelessly to find out if Hillary had him killed.

When told of the number of rapes now surfacing in the military forces against women, Wayne the Pimp of the NRA said he bet those women probably wished they were armed.

Senator Rand Paul said in a speech last week in Iowa that “the search for the new leader of the free world begins right here in Iowa.”  He went on to say that he had full confidence in the Iowa Highway Patrol in finding him.

Barbara Walters is retiring from her long career in television.  Barbara, of course got her start as a field reporter during the Civil War.

Minnesota is supposedly the next state to legalize gay marriage.  Congressmoron, Michele Bachman’s husband, Marcus plans to celebrate by finally coming out of the closet and file for divorce.

Martha Stewart’s recent revelation that she has a hard time finding dates has brought out the fact that actors, singers, politicians, executives and other high-profile individuals often have the problem of finding anyone who will give their narcissistic, egotistical, pompous personalities the time of day.

The IRS has said they had a valid reason for targeting the Tea Party groups.  They figured since they couldn’t spell, they sure as hell couldn’t do their taxes right.   

The Republican News Network (I know they call themselves Fox News but we all know the truth) said today that the election of 2012 is invalid by reason of insanity since they believe nobody in their right mind would have voted for a black man as President.



Stay tuned for future adventures.