Snake Oil Senators

The next time you fill up your gas tank and drain your bank account, think of these bozos. Here are the 48 Senators who voted to keep Oil subsides.

Alexander (R-TN), Ayotte (R-NH), Barrasso (R-WY), Begich (D-AK), Blunt (R-MO), Boozman (R-AR), Brown (R-MA), Burr (R-NC), Chambliss (R-GA), Coats (R-IN), Coburn (R-OK), Cochran (R-MS), Corker (R-TN), Cornyn (R-TX), Crapo (R-ID), DeMint (R-SC), Enzi (R-WY), Graham (R-SC), Grassley (R-IA), Hatch (R-UT), Heller (R-NV), Hoeven (R-ND), Hutchison (R-TX), Inhofe (R-OK), Isakson (R-GA), Johanns (R-NE), Johnson (R-WI), Kirk (R-IL), Kyl (R-AZ), Landrieu (D-LA), Lee (R-UT), Lugar (R-IN), McCain (R-AZ), McConnell (R-KY), Moran (R-KS), Murkowski (R-AK), Nelson (D-NE), Paul (R-KY), Portman (R-OH), Risch (R-ID), Roberts (R-KS), Rubio (R-FL), Sessions (R-AL), Shelby (R-AL), Thune (R-SD), Toomey (R-PA), Vitter (R-LA), Wicker (R-MS)

We may give these assholes their jobs but they sure as hell don’t work for us. So far the major oil companies have pumped around $18 million into their bank accounts. 

I’ve been making fun of ole Harold (pseudo preacher) Camping who has predicted that the world will end this Saturday and then I realized that Oprah has tapped her last show, so what is there to live for anyway.
According to Harold, at 6pm pacific standard time, the righteous will fly up to Heaven.  Hey I’m all for it and I would just like to add “AND DON’T COME BACK.”

There is actually a proposition in San Francisco on the upcoming ballot in November to ban circumcision.  If it passes, to legally get circumcised, a male would have to be 18 years of age and insane.

The Celebrity 100 list is out and there is a new number one.  Oprah has been on top for a couple of years but this year it is Lady Gaga with $900 million. I understand she is changing her name to Lady Haha as she heads for the bank.

More information is coming out about Bin Laden’s porn stash.  His favorite movies appear to have been, Deep Goat, Debbie Does Abbottabad, Girls Gone Un-Veiled and Al-Qaida, Taliban Bang.  You would have thought a guy who has eluded the world for nine years would have hidden his stash a little better.



Stay tuned for future adventures.