When the navy seals punched Osama’s ticket to the 72 Virgin Islands in the sky, they found two phones numbers in his pocket. It has now been revealed that they were the voting numbers for Dancing With The Stars and American Idol.
I certainly agree with the White House on not releasing the death photos of Osama, I just wish they hadn’t taken them to Walgreen’s for developing.
For all of the Bush fans out there grumbling about Obama taking too much credit for getting rid of Bin Laden, did anyone hear Obama say, “And now I’m going to Disneyland.”……NO, I don’t think so.
The city of Houston looks like it going to lay off 230 fire fighters because of budget shortfalls. Gee, it sure would have been nice to have that $10 million the city would have gotten from the red light cameras. Remember that proposition was the brain child of a sleazebag ambulance chaser by the name of Paul Kubosh. Gee, hope ole Kubosh’s house doesn’t catch fire.
Donald Trump has decided not to drive the pace car at the Indianapolis 500 this year. I think this is probably a bad move on Trumps part. This is the only race, Trump has a chance of leading a lap.
The so called first Republican Debate for President coming up in South Carolina should be a real snoozer. Even Republicans don’t know who these guys are. All five of these wanna-bes are mostly bitching about government intrusiveness in private markets and private lives. In other words, THE SAME OLE TIRED CRAP
GM just reported the highest profits in a decade. Yeah, the government intrusiveness into the car industry was really a terrible move.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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