Star magazine has accused Ashton Kutcher of cheating on his wife Demi Moore. Word is Demi caught him in bed with his camera.
Supposedly the Tea Party candidate for Senator from Delaware is a witch. I don’t care just as long as she’s no longer married that dipshit Darrin.
Blockbuster is going out of business. Newsflash….. Blockbuster has been out of business for years.
I think the distrust I have for doctors started the day I was born. When the doctor slapped me on the ass I remember thinking, “What the hell did I do?”
I understand Lady Gaga is endorsing a new perfume; it’s called A-1 Steak Sauce.
The trapped Chilean coal miners have sent word that they are very depressed. Apparently they just found out David Hasselhoff was voted off Dancing With The Stars the first week.
Why is the Miss Universe pageant always held on Earth?
The only way baseball would be interesting is if they just played one inning, needed one out and ties were settled with a steel cage match.
3-D movies, 3-D Television, 3-D Computers. What’s next? Live concerts and Broadway shows in 3-D?
Wow, the top of the Republican agenda is cutting taxes. Man, I didn’t see that one coming. Now there is some really radical out-of-the-box thinking.
.This is for anyone holding a sign that says “Take America Back.” Unless you are a Native American…”Shut the f#*k up.”
A spokesman for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s dept. said at a news conference that Lindsay Lohan had been a model prisoner. She didn’t break a single law the entire hour she spent in jail. No sir, not even a parking ticket.
Undercover Boss should be interesting this week. The guy is head of the Mafia.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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