The old saying “If it is too loud, you’re too old” is completely wrong. If you are old, it’s not loud enough. “Huh, what did ya say?” “Do what?”
A good safety feature on automobiles for the older generation would be to have the horn wired to the turn signals.
There are some things that you absolutely can’t do until you get older, like growing hair in all the wrong places.
The difference between a wise elder statesman and a grumpy old asshole is about $100,000 dollars.
I am assuming that God no longer likes old people. Why else would people in the Old Testament live to be 800 years old and today it’s down to 75.
They say inside every old man there is a young man asking, “What the hell happened?” In Bret Favre’s case, it’s his teammates asking that question.
So far the only positive aspect of Bret Favre’s passing game is that he hasn’t passed out or passed a kidney stone. I really didn’t think Bret was too old to play until I watched a game last week and he had to call time out five times to go pee.
Today's good read is The Midnight House by Alex Berenson. Alex is one of my favorite CIA thriller writers. This is his new one.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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