Odds and Ends.....Mostly Odd.

In the Viagra ads they always say, “If an erection last for more than four hours call your doctor.”  If a man’s erection lasted four hours, he would call everybody he knew.

I’m sorta surprised that Sarah Palin got booed on a dancing show. She’s one of the biggest tap dancers in the world.

I see where George Blanda kicked off  this week.

Lady Gaga is lobbying to change the military’s, “Don’t ask, Don’t tell policy.”  She wants to change it to “I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.”

Did you know the word tavern came from the latin word tabernaculum  which in English means tabernacle?  I'm just telling you this so that the next time you come staggering in at 2am and your wife wants to know where you’ve been, you just say you have been doing a little communion down at the tabernacle.

Teachers use to say one of their biggest problems with kids was ADD and a little too much spirit.  Now its AT&T and Sprint…..

It seems parents all over the country were upset with Katy Perry’s low-cut dress on Sesame Street. This is a show where Grover, Elmo, and Oscar the grouch don’t wear pants.

According to a new survey, home schooling is on the rise.  My parents wanted to home school me, but couldn’t find a teacher who made house calls.

The list of nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame came out this week.  Unlike in 2006 when the Sex Pistols were inducted, everybody on the list can actually play and sing.

The attorney for the city manager of Bell, CA who was being paid $800,000 a year stated today that the reason his client was paid such a huge salary was because the city council believed he was worth it.  The city council also believes the earth is flat, Madonna can act and that George W. Bush was a great president.

With all the hot air that comes out of Hollywood, I’m surprised the temperature in Los Angles isn’t higher.

Linday Lohan is back in rehab and she says that she is going to pass those drug tests no matter how many hours of studying it takes.


 Today's good read is The Last Ember by Daniel Levin.  If you liked the The Da Vinci Code you will enjoy this one.









Stay tuned for future adventures.