Politics Make For Strange BedWetters

I'll admit I don't care much for politics but I absolutely can't stand politicians.  It seems to me the elected officials in our country can't quit running for office long enough to run the country.

Most politicians can carry on a three-way conversation.  They can talk out of both sides of their mouth and their ass at the same time.  Many politicians I have come across are just Snake Oil Salesmen without the oil or the salesmen.

A famous Republican politician was asked recently if he was familiar with Lincoln's Gettysburg address and he replied that he was unaware that Mr. Lincoln had ever resided in Gettysburg.

A well known Democrat was asked if he felt FDR's New Deal policy was good for the country.  He said he couldn't comment on classified material but was confident that the FDR, FBI and CIA were all working together to keep our country safe.

There are a little over 300 million folks in the United States and all the laws that govern us are made by 541 people (Congress).  Doesn't that ratio seem a little out of whack.  Of course we have 34,750 good, trustworthy, honest registered lobbyist to help them out by actually writing the laws so that the congressmen can do their real job.  Running for re-election.

Did you know that our Government has a money back guarantee?  It's in the fine print of the Constitution. It states that the Government guarantees that anytime they are tired of our money, they will send it back.
Stay tuned for future adventures.