The Name Game

 It has been documented how the Koch Brothers dreamed up the idea and funded what is now known as the Tea Party.  You don’t have to believe me, just do a little research and you will see what I am talking about. 

The Koch brothers are obsessed with demolishing the government as we know it.  They would like to get rid of Social Security, Medicare and other welfare programs and privatize every other agency, i.e., the U.S. Post Office. etc. The small fragment of the Republican Party that refer to themselves as Tea Partiers will now be known as KOCHSUCKERS.


 
So from now on, Sleepstilnoon will no longer refer to the Tea Party, T-Baggers or T-Boneheads.  They are all plain ole narrow-minded, mean-spirited, paranoid Republicans.  You will notice that there is only an R in parentheses after their name. Not a T.   I don’t care if they call themselves a moderate Republican and bad mouth the T Partiers, they are standing there doing absolutely nothing to fix things.  They got in bed with these assholes just like they did with the Religious Right and now they get to go down with them. 

Here is one for ya.  It seems Glen (I’m Such A Wacko Even Fox News Fired Me) Beck told Looney Louie (Single Digit I.Q.) Gohmert that God had told him that Louie should run for the Senate.  Why God told Glen this instead of telling Louie himself is worth pondering.  It was probably because Louie was tied up on a conference call with Ted (I Make Lance Armstrong Look Like George Washington) Cruz and Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin discussing what stupid remark they could make next to stay in the news cycle.

I have noticed that some Texan fans are proving to be real jerks.  It seems some of them are so pissed that their mediocre quarterback is playing like a mediocre quarterback that they decided to go over to his home and complain to him personally.  I wonder how they would like it if he came to their house and complained about how they were doing their job? Oh wait, these assholes don’t have jobs.  They aren’t competent enough to have a job. 





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Wikileaks...Deep Throat Of The 21st Century

There has been a lot of controversy over the classified documents that have been leaked on the WikiLeaks website; however, I have come across some of their information that hasn’t been released yet.  As a public service I thought I would leak it on this blog.

Willie Nelson smokes pot.

Sarah Palin will be remembered as a half-ass Governor of Alaska.

Bret Farve is way too old to play football.

Charley Sheen has a drinking problem.

Over 290 million people DO NOT listen to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck every week.

Air travel will be a touching experience this year.

Most members of The Tea Party are revolting.

Bristol Palin is not a very good dancer.

There is no Santa Claus.



This just in, the U.S. Travel Association is calling for the creation of a "trusted traveler" program for airline passengers.  Under this system, passengers would be screened for security risks before arriving at the airport.  You would go to room 213 at the motel 6 near the airport. Ask for John


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Penis Pen Pals

The NFL named Bret Farve this week’s MVP….  Most Viewed Penis.

The Situation, the guy from Jersey Shores got kicked off Dancing With The Stars.  He said the judges comments were “Unpositive.” I don’t think that is a word but I am pretty The Situation didn’t “Understand” what the judges were saying or was “Unaware” of the meaning of their words.  I do think The Situation is quite “Unbalanced” in the mental department and definitely in the motor skills area.  Mostly I think his time spent on the show was “Unexceptional, Uneven, Uneventful, Ungracious, Ungainly and Unfortunate.

I kept hearing about the minors trapped in the mine in Chile so when the rescue started I turned on the tv to watch and boy was I shocked.  There wasn’t a kid in the bunch.

Everybody is talking about Kim Jon-il’s son Kim Jon-un who is going to replace the dictator but they never mention anything about his daughter Kim Jon-Palin.  I think he is pissed at her for joining the Tea Party.

Bret Farve favorite pick up line. “Hey wanna see my dick?”

Christine O’Donnell who is running for the Senate from Delaware and now says she is not a witch, thinks she should do better in the next debate.  It will be held at midnight in a cemetery to be named later.  She also admitted that she didn’t attend Oxford but actually graduated from Hogwarts.

I guess Glen Beck is immortal.  He just announced on his radio show that he is not dying.  I’m pretty sure we are all dying, we just don’t know when.

When Bret’s wife was shown the picture of his penis that he sent to the female reporter, she said he must have used a telephoto lens.


There is a bracelet being sold around the country to help fight breast cancer.  They have sold 2 million so far. The bracelet says "I (heart) boobies."  Schools from Florida to California have banned the bracelets saying that the word boobies is inappropriate. No. Cancer is inappropriate. 


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