New Stuff For The New Year

Today is National Festival of Sleep Day. I was going to tell everybody about it earlier so that you could sleep in today but I overslept. Coming up Friday though is National Old Rock day. Old Rock Day is an opportunity to enjoy and appreciate old rocks and fossils. Perhaps you can start a rock collection. I have a pretty good collection myself that runs from Chuck Berry and Little Richard to Led Zeppelin. And as far as fossils, I have all of the Stones stuff and I figure Keith Richards can definitely qualify as a fossil.

Last week was Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico last day in office and he decided not to pardon Billy the Kid for the murder of Sheriff William Brady 132 years ago. Billy had no comment.

The Discovery television network has canceled plans to air the autopsy on Michael Jackson's body. So far they haven’t been able to remove his hand from his crotch.

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin have called it quits. I think she left him home alone.

Bret Farve says he is done with football. Let’s see, he said that in 2007, 08 and 09. I think maybe the real deal is that football is done with him….Take your ball and go home Bret.

Speaking of football, Sam Huff was an All-Pro linebacker for the Redskins and Giants in the 1950s and 1960s and one of football’s hardest hitters. Huff believes that helmet-to-helmet contact is an integral part of football and is upset that the league is trying to stop it. “It cccertainly never aaaffect……..what was I saying? Oh yeah, I think the Cowboys should win the Super…uh thing a ma..jig.….especially if Troy Aikman doesn’t get hurt,” He stuttered as he shuffled down the hall of the nursing home.


Airports toy with the idea of tossing the TSA.
This was the headline on MSNBC today. In the article, it stated that passengers would still have to go through the same security standards. I am assuming the passengers would have to pat down each other. This could be interesting.



Today’s good read is Worth Dying For by Lee Child. Jack Reacher is an ex-military cop traveling around the country who seems to always find people in trouble that need his help. This the 15th Jack Reacher novel and it may be his best yet.




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Wikileaks...Deep Throat Of The 21st Century

There has been a lot of controversy over the classified documents that have been leaked on the WikiLeaks website; however, I have come across some of their information that hasn’t been released yet.  As a public service I thought I would leak it on this blog.

Willie Nelson smokes pot.

Sarah Palin will be remembered as a half-ass Governor of Alaska.

Bret Farve is way too old to play football.

Charley Sheen has a drinking problem.

Over 290 million people DO NOT listen to Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck every week.

Air travel will be a touching experience this year.

Most members of The Tea Party are revolting.

Bristol Palin is not a very good dancer.

There is no Santa Claus.



This just in, the U.S. Travel Association is calling for the creation of a "trusted traveler" program for airline passengers.  Under this system, passengers would be screened for security risks before arriving at the airport.  You would go to room 213 at the motel 6 near the airport. Ask for John


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Some Stuff That Ran Through My Brain And Came Out My Computer

What A Deal.  Starbucks is now selling beer and wine.   You can go in and get hammered, then they sober you up so you can drive home.

I just saw where Wrangler has dropped Bret Farve.  I thought it was the other way around.

According to national statistics, a kid is bullied every seven minutes.  Damn, we need to find that kid and find him now…..

A new study out shows that men are better at sweating than women.  Now there is something to brag about.  I can’t wait to throw that one out the next time I’m out with the guys. Speaking for myself, I think it comes from doing far more dumb things to sweat about than my better half

Warning:  If you receive a text from Bret Farve, don’t open it.

I just saw the movie the trailer for Denzel Washington’s new movie, Unstopable 12.  I don’t know, I think it may be a train wreck.

For those of you holding your breath until the Health Care law is repealed, you need not worry.  You will be long dead before it is….

I guess we know now that Randy Quaid wasn’t acting in those Chevy Chase Vacation movies.  He really is a freeloader.

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Penis Pen Pals

The NFL named Bret Farve this week’s MVP….  Most Viewed Penis.

The Situation, the guy from Jersey Shores got kicked off Dancing With The Stars.  He said the judges comments were “Unpositive.” I don’t think that is a word but I am pretty The Situation didn’t “Understand” what the judges were saying or was “Unaware” of the meaning of their words.  I do think The Situation is quite “Unbalanced” in the mental department and definitely in the motor skills area.  Mostly I think his time spent on the show was “Unexceptional, Uneven, Uneventful, Ungracious, Ungainly and Unfortunate.

I kept hearing about the minors trapped in the mine in Chile so when the rescue started I turned on the tv to watch and boy was I shocked.  There wasn’t a kid in the bunch.

Everybody is talking about Kim Jon-il’s son Kim Jon-un who is going to replace the dictator but they never mention anything about his daughter Kim Jon-Palin.  I think he is pissed at her for joining the Tea Party.

Bret Farve favorite pick up line. “Hey wanna see my dick?”

Christine O’Donnell who is running for the Senate from Delaware and now says she is not a witch, thinks she should do better in the next debate.  It will be held at midnight in a cemetery to be named later.  She also admitted that she didn’t attend Oxford but actually graduated from Hogwarts.

I guess Glen Beck is immortal.  He just announced on his radio show that he is not dying.  I’m pretty sure we are all dying, we just don’t know when.

When Bret’s wife was shown the picture of his penis that he sent to the female reporter, she said he must have used a telephoto lens.


There is a bracelet being sold around the country to help fight breast cancer.  They have sold 2 million so far. The bracelet says "I (heart) boobies."  Schools from Florida to California have banned the bracelets saying that the word boobies is inappropriate. No. Cancer is inappropriate. 


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