Sunday Night Blab Fest

It seems Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump set a new record in the second Presidential debate.  He broke the bullshit record. 

I have noticed many of the Christian evangelical groups, being the true hypocrites that they are, are still backing Trump even after the video surfaced of his deplorable talk about women.  They say they love Jesus, but they love the Republican Party more.  I mean after all, what has Jesus done for them lately?  And Donnie Poo has promised to make them all rich.  When I see all of the mega-church’s out there and listen to the prosperity preachers pimps, I’m pretty sure they love the almighty dollar way more than the Almighty..

Loud Mouth of the House Paul (Lying) Ryan says he will support Trump but won’t campaign with him.  That’s kinda like saying, “sure I’ll do drugs with ya, but I won’t help you buy them”.  What a asshole….

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Friday Pondering

They actually voted to block the benefits bill to veterans. What a bunch of assholes

Republicans:
Big Mouth---Tiny Brain
Large Ego---Little Compassion or Empathy
Long on “What’s Wrong with the World---Short on Solutions
Narrow-Minded—Widely hypocritical

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After listening to all of the Faux News reporters and pundits gushing over their new hero, Russian President Vladimir Putin-on-a-Show, I’m pretty sure they will be moving their headquarters to Moscow anytime now.  Speaking of Faux News, have you ever seen all of their bonehead reporters in a group photo? 

Hmmm, I thought cloning was illegal? 

CPAC (Creepy Pathetic Asshole Conference) is going on in Washington D.C. this week and Congressmoron Paul (I Hate Poor People) Ryan attempted to show the difference between the left’s attitude toward the poor and his own by telling an anecdote at the end of his speech.  The problem is that the anecdote was made up. The Pinocchio gene runs deep in these boneheads.

A few thoughts on the Oscars show.  I understand the industry wanting to recognize their people but I can’t understand why they made it a contest.  I really don’t think movie making is a competition event.  I think the Oscars show should simply be a night of recognition.  I don’t get how you can compare the vastly different movies and decide one is better than the other. If they had stopped at the end of the nominee portion it would have been perfect.   They could say, out of all the movies made this year, we feel that these are the ten best and of all the performances by a male actor, here are the five best and etc.  You can still have a TV show, of course it would only be thirty minutes long, but they can still party all night.



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Friday Follies

I saw a sign for a club in town that said, “Live DJ on Saturday nights”.  I’m assuming that on the other nights of the week they have a dead DJ.

Congressmoron Paul (We Need to Get Rid of All the Poor People) Ryan is at it again. He believes the biggest problem for poor people is the existence of government programs that give them money and health care.  He wants to cut all of these programs.  He went on to say,” Spiritual redemption: That’s what saves people.”  In other words, pray that you don’t get sick or starve to death. I’m not sure what section of the Bible says it is a sin to be poor but it must be in there somewhere.

I wonder who George (Quick Draw) Zimmerman is going to kill next and not if, but when.

Here is a real oxymoron for ya.  Texas Board of Education.

OMG, the Senate invoked the “Nuclear Option” on confirming nominees.  How will we ever live through it?  At least that’s what the media wants us to think.  What a crock, you can’t get the politics more polarized than what they are now and maybe, just maybe they can get a little business done.    


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Small Talk Around the Water Cooler

There are reports that three million people came to see Pope Frankie the Sissy in Rio de Janeiro this past week-end.  That’s almost a million and half more than the Rollings Stone drew last year.  I don’t know what the ticket prices were to see Frankie but he must have cleaned up.

The Wolverine movie might have been number one at the box office this week-end, but I found it quite disappointing.  There was nothing about his poor mother who toiled for years as a maid, Wolverclean or his abusive father Wolvermean.  It doesn’t have anything in it about his geeky brother Wolverweenie or sister Wolverjean. Not one word about his son Wolverteen, and his anorexic daughter Wolverlean.  Nothing even about his gay uncle Wolverqueen, drug-addict coustin Wolverfiend  or jewish grandma Wolversteen.  You would think the guy was raised by wolves or something.   

Republican Representative Paul(Let Them Eat Cake) Ryan said this week that The War on Poverty has "failed miserably.  He went on to say that he just can’t believe all those poor people are still here, but he said if he and his fellow Republicans will just hang in there and keep cutting food stamps and other welfare programs they will eventually starve all of those poor people to death and be rid of poverty forever.

Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin is trying her best to stay in the spotlight by running off at the mouth again. This time she is claming that the GOP political machine of Karl (Darth Vader’s Brother) Rove and his minions wouldn’t let her tell America the truth about Obama back in 2008…. The truth being that he was black.  She went on to say that if she could have told America, she would have been able to put in her two years as Vice-President before she quit.

Only dead people were inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame this year which pretty well indicates where baseball stands today.

Even though Texas is increasing voter suppression tactics, Congressmoron Republican Looney (If you’re White, You’re Alright) Gohmert said yesterday there was no racial discrimination at the polls in Texas.  He said all you need for voter ID in Texas is your NRA membership card, a receipt from Chic-fil-a or Hobby Lobby and be 21 with an IQ of 18 or the other way around.  He couldn’t remember which. 



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The Real Queen Of The Tea Party

When the Tea Party first steeped from under a rock, I thought it had to do with the Boston Tea Party, but as the stupid signs (Take America Back and I’m Tea Bagging for Jesus) popped up, I became convinced it was the Mad Hatter from the tea party in Alice in Wonderland.  Wrong again, and guess what, the real Queen of the Tea Party is not Sarah Palin after all but Ayn Rand.

If you are not familiar with Ms Rand, she was born and raised in Russia and after coming to America became a novelist and pseudo-philosopher.  Her best known works are “The Fountainhead” and “Atlas Shrugged.”

Now I get it who Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan and most of his fellow Tea Partiers think has caused the real problems in our country.  It’s the poor people. Yes sir it is those evil poor people who are wrecking havoc on America.  The Tea Partiers and Congressman Ryan are big fans of Ayn Rand, especially “Atlas Shrugged” a work of fiction that Ms. Rand describes as the demonstration of a new moral philosophy: the morality of rational self-interest. Ms. Rand believed and expounded on the theory that the capitalists were the producers and that the worker-bees were useless parasites.

The thing that jumps out at you in Congressman Ryan’s just released “Path to Prosperity” manifesto, are that most of these polices, such as his extremely boneheaded health care policy, will make even more people poor. I guess there is only so much room at the top.   

Here is another contradiction in the life of conservative Republican Ryan.  Every policy change of the last decade that INCREASED the deficit (the Medicare prescription-drug benefit, the Bush tax cuts, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan) good ole conservative Ryan voted FOR.

Ryan also claims that his “Path to Prosperity” budget manifesto is geared to reduce the debt;  however most of these policies have nothing to do with reducing the deficit and will actually  increase it.. The bottom line is that the poorest Americans would suffer from instant explicit budget cuts.  The biggest section of the country, the middle class, would face uncertain reductions in benefits in the distant future and the richest Americans would enjoy an immediate windfall. Business as usual.

AND HERE IN GOOD OLE TEXAS

Teachers getting pink slips can thank Governor Rick Hairdo. Part of the state’s budget problems are because Mr. Perry refused stimulus money from the Federal Government. He only turned his nose up at $830 million dollars.  Hairdo said strings were attached that he didn’t like. If I were a teacher I would want to string him up.

After a night of deep pondering, it is evident that NASA was way more pissed off about us tearing down Astroworld than I thought


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