The Emperor Has No Clothes

What is possibly the dumbest quote to come out after Donald )Little DICK-tator) Trump’s misogynistic comments caught on tape is from Tony (Faux Christian, Real Hypocrite) Perkins of the Family Research Council who said,  “My personal support for Donald Trump has never been based upon shared values.”  Sorry, wrong answer Tony.  If you support Trump, then you are just as big of a racist, misogynistic, homophobic asshole as The Don.   

Michele (I’m Happy, But My Husband Is Really Gay) Bachmann says she still supports Trump.  Well of course she does.  Michele was an imbecile long before she became a Trump supporter imbecile.
 

Trump VP Mike (Homophobic Asshole) Pence broke a world record yesterday.  It was for the 40 yard dash as he was running from reporters asking him about Trump’s comments on women.

I believe that if a person doesn’t like Hillary, then they shouldn’t vote for her.  If that person is voting for Trump just because they don’t like Hillary, that is dumb. If a person is voting for Trump because they like him, that is beyond dumb.

I do believe that Dumbass Donald’s stupid remarks will far surpass Romney’s 47% gaff with flying colors.  This really doesn’t qualify as an “October Surprise” as it came out of the clusterfuck known as the Trump campaign.

Of all the creepy clown stories in the news, this is by far the scariest.  

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Oh What A Night #3

The big winners from last nights RNC (Republican National ClusterFuck) were the fine folks of Indiana.  They have finally gotten rid of their dipshit Governor Mike (Homophobic Asshole) Pence. Little Mikey likes to tell everybody he is a Christian first, then a conservative and Republican.  In other words, he is a judgmental hateful racist.

Texas Senaterrible Ted (Sleazy & Creepy) Cruz received a standing boovation for not endorsing Trump.  Instead Creepy Cruz told everyone to "vote your conscience."  I find this ironic coming from a guy who seems to have no conscience.

When South Carolina Nikki ( Banana Fana Foe Hickey) Haley was asked if she was going to endorse Trump, she replied, “It’s great to be in Cleveland.”  Sounds to me like she was closer to endorsing Grover Cleveland than Trumpy.

I do believe that if after all of the outright lies and bullshit that has come down from Trump and his campaign, the boneheads who are still Trump supporters have now reached the incredible stupidity level of the Jonestown followers. 

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Another Flakey Friday

Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump, the Racist Party nominee who is running for President Grand Wizard of America has announced that his Vice-Grand Wizard is another white guy.  He is Indiana Governor Mike (Who?) Pence.  Normally when referring to someone from Indiana they are called “Hoosiers”. In Mike’s case, it’s “Who’s that?”

It seems little Mikey hates gays as much as The Don hates Mexicans and Muslims so I think Adolf Trump has found his Mussolini.  According to the polls, Prejudiced Pence’s disapproval numbers in Indiana are quite a bit higher than his approval ratings, but now he will have the opportunity to be disapproved by the whole country.

I guess poor little Chris (Bridge Troll) Christie has been left out in the rain.

And then there is Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin who also didn’t get picked to be Trump’s VP, but didn’t even get invited to speak at the convention next week. Little Donny said he would have asked her to speak, but he said the convention was only going to be a week long.

A group of psychologists were asked if they thought Trump supporters were smarter than a 5^th grader.  They weren’t sure so they studied a number of focus groups his supporters attended and found out that they were not. In fact they found that 5^th graders are not the only ones smarter than Trump supporters.  Quite a bit smarter are a sack of mud, a fence post, all plants and most animals and birds excluding the DoDo bird.

A Florida woman told police after running through a stop sign and into a house that she had her eyes closed because she was praying.  This begs the question was she praying that she wouldn’t hit anything?

Wisconsin Congressmoron Glen (I Am Almost as Stupid As Louie Gohmert) Grothman said that President Obama was to blame for all of the race problems in the country because he had met with Al Sharpton over 100 times. I guess if he had only met with Al 99 times it would have been alright. Goofy Glen went on to say the situation with race relations were very good years ago.  You know before we didn’t have to go to school, drink from the same water fountain and go to the same bathroom with those uppity black people. 



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Back To Civilization

We are back.  Nine days of sleeping late, reading books, looking at the water and then repeating the whole process. What a surprise to get back home and find that absolutely nothing happened while we were gone.

I fully expected Texas Senaterrible Ted (Look At Me, Look At Me) Cruz to be stupid enough to throw his beanie in the ring for President. I was sure that Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Stupid As I Look) Gohmert would go on Republican TV (Faux News) and say that we should immediately bomb Iran and that TeaNut Governor of Indiana, Mike (I Really Should Be On Duck Dynasty) Pence would make the political blunder of the year and sign the controversial “Religious Freedom” bill.  

Well, I have to go now and turn on the TV, internet and phone for the first time in nine days.

Stay tuned for future adventures.