In health care news,
Hillary (I’m With Me)
Clinton
has Walking Pneumonia and
Donald (Little DICK-tator)
Trump has a version of Mad
Cow disease.
It’s called
Bullshititis.
One is treatable and the
other is incurable.
This week at a Trump rally a Trump
supporter imbecile deplorable punched a
69 year old woman in the face and she fell on her oxygen tank and injured her
ribs.
When asked why he hit the woman,
he said, “Well I could tell she was pretty old, but when I saw she was on
oxygen, I knew I could take her.”
On Dancing With
The Stars Some People You Might Have Heard Of this week,
former Texas Governor
Rick (Two Right Feet)
Perry said he didn’t do well
because he was attempting a dance that was a little more involved than the
“Texas Two Step”, but he couldn’t remember the third step.
Ricky Poo said he would do better next week
because he was planning to veto the judge’s scores.
Also on the show, two anti-
Ryan (My Favorite Is The Breast Stroke)
Lochte
demonstrators rushed the stage and was subdued by security people without
incident.
After the show, Olympic
swimmer Lying Ryan told reporters that he and his partner were robbed and
beaten at gun point and feared for their lives. When asked if he was over
exaggerating, he said maybe a little because he was too drunk to remember
everything.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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