Hump Day Blah Blahs

I wonder how many unarmed people the police are going to have to shoot before things change?  Of course I have the feeling that if they were to begin shooting unarmed white people, it might change a little faster.

Hump of the week is Milwaukee county Sheriff David (Lock-em-up,Throw-away-the key) Clarke. Big time Trump supporter imbecile and Faux News go-to-guy Clarke had a prisoner die this week while incarcerated in jail.  The prisoner died of thirst.  That’s right they cut off the water to his cell and he died of dehydration.  10 inmates have died at the Sheriff’s jail between 2008 and 2012.  Now there is some top notch police work.  

Not to be upstaged by Cold Bloodied Killer Clarke, Arizona Sheriff Joe (World’s Toughest Dumbest Sheriff) Arpaio said yesterday that he is still investigating President Obama”s birth certificate.  I am beginning to believe that the “Police Academy” movies were actually documentaries.  

Willie (That’s Where The Money Is) Sutton’s reign as the world’s most famous bank robber is over.  He has been replaced by Wells Fargo CEO John (I’m In The Money) Stumpf.  Jerky John was paid a little over $19 million dollars last year to rip off his customers. Now that’s good work if you can get it.

Donald (Little DICK-tator) Hump said today that he couldn’t understand why everyone is so upset with him using the money from the Trump Foundation for his personal use. He went on to say the Trump Foundation has always had a personal money back guarantee. It says right there in black and white that anytime that he was tired of your money he would  give it back.


Stay tuned for future adventures.