Liar Education

I did a little research and found the curriculum for Trump University.  

Business:   How to file for Chapter 11

The Three B’s of business: Bullshit, Bribes and Blackmail

General and Advanced Ponzi Schemes.

How to keep two sets of books.

Over billing and other shady accounting tactics

House flipping 101

Setting up fake foundations

Creditor avoidance 

Drama:       Learn how to fake sincerity.
                   Perfecting 50 shades of lying

Sports:        Learn how to set odds
                   How to make book

Science:      How to avoid EPA rules and laws
                                    
They don’t offer Minors or Majors.  You choose between taking the Short Con or the Long Con.

So far the only people to have benefited financially from Trump University are Donald (Little DICK-tator) Trump, Texas Governor Gregg (Hell-On-Wheels) Abbott and Florida Attorney General Pam (Take The Money And Run) Bondi.   


Stay tuned for future adventures.