Monday, April 25, 2016

Monday Morning Soapbox







60 people wrote to the Judge who is going to sentence Dennis (I Should Have Been A Priest) Hastert to prison to ask him not to be harsh with the sentence because little Denny is such a nice person.  After the judge said he would not read any of them if they refused to let the public see them, 20 of them slipped back into the child molester fan club closet.

A number of former Conressmorons including former House LoudMouth “Hot Tub” Tom (Ignore Me Without) DeLay wrote that Denny Pooh was a man of strong faith.  Yeah, I pretty sure he was positive that he would never get caught. I understand the family writing, but anybody else writing is a total asshole.


Another example of why Oklahoma’s motto is Oklahoma Is Oakie Dopey.  State Rep. David ( Double Dumb ) Brumbaugh said that even though Oklahoma was facing a 1.6 billion dollar deficit that the fine folks up there shouldn’t worry about it because “If we take care of the morality, God will take care of the economy.” Wow, God is picking up the tab for Oklahoma’s incredibly stupid Republican policies.  I guess he will just dig up a couple blocks of those streets of gold and send them down to cover the deal.


It appears to me that The Republican Party is headed toward a brokered broken convention in Cleveland.  I am pretty sure it is going to be held here.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

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