Hey there is some good news.
Remember Ethan (Spoiled Rotten Rich Kid) Couch, better known as the “Affluenza
Kid." He was the teenager who killed four people in a drunken driving incident
a few years ago and only received probation because his lawyer claimed he was too rich to do the time. Well I believe there are some rear-end
collisions of a different kind in his future as he is finally going to prison.
Little Irresponsible Ethan got caught partying and doing
drugs which violated his probation so Mommy dearest who has a ton of money and
very few brain cells decided to whisk him out of the country to hide out. You would have thought someone being rich
could have afforded a plane ticket that went farther than Mexico,
but alas no and it took the authorities about a minute and half to bring him
back to Texas.
Mommy is also doing jail time and now if they would lock up
the dipshit Judge who gave him probation in the first place, this story would
have a really happy ending. Personally I
think they should have thrown another couple years at him just for the stupid
hair-do.
More good news.
Massachusetts Republican Governor Charlie (Duh) Baker was at a corporate
networking event when he was asked if he would support a bill that would provide
anti-discrimination protection to LGBT people. Good Ole Charlie being a member
of The Bigot Tent Party sidestepped the answer and was booed off the
stage.
In a rare moment of clarity, Tennessee Governor Republican
Bill (I’m Not Always A Moron) Haslam vetoed the bill making The Bible the
official book of Tennessee. Billy boy said he was leaning toward “The
Life and Times of Davy Crockett.”
This will be the result if a few more so called Religious
Freedom laws are passed.
Tuition for the Electoral College is almost a half-billion
dollars and they don’t even have a football team.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
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