Texas Senaterrible Rafael (Creepy & Sleazy) Cruz had a
John (Civil War Veteran) McCain moment this week. He named Snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Company
Into The Ground) Fiorina as his running mate. Snarly doesn’t quite come down to
Sarah (Half-Ass Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin level of ignorance, but she
makes up for it by being a total asshole. I’m not sure why little Rafael thinks
he is going to win the nomination, but I would say his odds of getting it are
about the same as the sun rising in the west in the morning.
Cruz’s Stepford wife Heidi-Doody who is obliviously not
dealing with a full deck (after all she is married to this dufus), jumped into the stupidity game also this week
by making this comment, “We are at a cultural crossroads in our country, and if
we can be in this race to show this country the face of the God that we serve —
this Christian God that we serve is the foundation of our country, our country
was built on Judeo-Christian values, we are a nation of freedom of religion, but
the God of Christianity is the God of freedom, of individual liberty, of choice
and of consequence,” Evidently Heidi’s
home schooling didn’t include history books.
Here is what the founding fathers say about being a
Christian Nation.
"The government of the United
States is not, in any sense,
founded on the Christian religion."--John Adams
“Religious bondage
shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.”
James Madison
James Madison
“History, I believe,
furnishes no example of a priest-ridden people maintaining a free civil
government. This marks the lowest grade of ignorance of which their civil as
well as religious leaders will always avail themselves for their own purposes.”
Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson
“Congress has no power
to make any religious establishments.”
Roger Sherman, Congress, August 19, 1789
Roger Sherman, Congress, August 19, 1789
“The legislature of
the United
States shall pass no law on the subject of religion.”
Charles Pinckney, Constitutional Convention, 1787
Charles Pinckney, Constitutional Convention, 1787
“Of all the tyrannies
that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.”
Thomas Paine
Thomas Paine
“I wish it
(Christianity) were more productive of good works … I mean real good works …
not holy-day keeping, sermon-hearing … or making long prayers, filled with
flatteries and compliments despised
by wise men, and much less capable of pleasing the Deity.”
Benjamin Franklin —
Benjamin Franklin —
And of course the patron saint of the GOP and Creepy Cruz’s
hero.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
Mean and Meaner (although I'm not sure which is which, frankly.) Those two people are so full of themselves I don't know how they have room for meals. Think about those poor little girls. Pulled out of school to ride in a bus all day, with Carly? Carly, getting in their faces, making up songs, reading to them...ewww. Meanwhile, if they are asked if they like her and they tell the truth, they get swatted. If they lie, they get more swats. I do hope when they get back to school in the fall, while Daddy is back in DC raising havoc in the Senate and thinking about 2020, that there is a really good child psychologist available.
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