Hump Day

Number one hump of the week:

Arizona GOP Vice-Chairman Russell (I’m Meaner than a Junk Yard Dog and Just as Dumb) Pearce said this last week on his radio show.  "You put me in charge of Medicaid, the first thing I'd do is get Norplant, birth-control implants, or tubal ligations," and went on to say, "Then we'll test recipients for drugs and alcohol, and if you want to reproduce or use drugs or alcohol, then get a job."  

That was on Friday and Sunday he resigned saying that someone else wrote those comments and he just repeated them without giving the author credit.  I don’t care if they didn’t come out of ole Russel;’s brain, they sure as hell came out of his mouth.  In fact I am pretty sure this asshole has never had an original thought in his entire life. That may be the lamest excuse since the first bonehead who uttered, “The dog ate my homework.” 

Second Place:

Midland county sheriff, Gary (I Have the Same IQ as Quick Draw McGraw) Painter went on TV and said he had been hearing rumors about ISIS terrorist coming across the Mexican border. He reported that folks have found Muslim clothing along the roadside. Exactly how do you tell that it is Muslim clothing?  Does the label on the inside say Ahmed Abdi Armani or Mukhatr Abu Klien.   He went on to say, “if they show their ugly head in our area, we’ll send them to hell.”  Well Gary, that ain’t far. After all, you are already in Midland, Texas

Runners Up:

Senaterribles John (Civil War Veteran) McCain and Lindsay (We’re All Going to be Killed) Graham, Ted (Would Some One Please Listen to Me) Cruz and Gregg (Hell On Wheels) Abbott just because they are John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Ted Cruz, and Gregg Abbott.   

 Stay tuned for future adventures.