GOP: Gang of Prevaricators

 L.A. has the Bloods & Crips.  New York has The Latin Kings.  Washington D.C. has the Republicans.

Texas Senaterrible and former ambulance chaser Ted (Look At Me: Please Somebody Pay Attention To Me) Cruz is off his meds again.  Someone showed little Teddy how to get down on the Senate floor so he decided to give  a speech rant about how the Citizens United Amendment that is being proposed by the Democrats would somehow criminalize shows like Saturday Night Live doing political satire.  Wow, Saturday Night Live death panels. If that were the case I would think that little Teddy is in big trouble because he is a absolute walking talking parody.  Oh by the way, little Teddy was asked to speak at the Middle East Christians fundraiser this past week and was booed off the stage. I guess his act didn’t play to well to those folks.

Seems there was a snowmobile party (whatever that is) going on up in Anchorage Alaska last Saturday night when a drunken brawl broke out and the police were called.  When the boys in blue arrived they were greeted by none other than Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full-Time Moron) Palin.  The story is that Palin’s brood was there and right in the middle of the fight.  According to reports, Miss I Read Every Magazine and Newspaper in the Word was yelling “do you know who I am?” As I understand it, they knew exactly who she was and were very unimpressed.  

Once again that malady, selective amnesia, has reared its ugly head in many of the Republican boneheads.  They are all over media blaming Obama for the ISIS crisis because he pulled the troops out of Iraq.  Funny how they just can’t seem to remember it was George Warmonger Bush who signed the agreement to pull our troops out. I am really surprised they haven’t brought up that it was Obama’s fault that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. I mean after all the man was raised in Hawaii. 

The Republicans are worried about how they are doing in the up coming mid-term elections so they are bringing in Dick ( I Really Am A Dick) Cheney to give the House Republicans a pep talk. That’s like making the town arsonist the fire chief.  I’m sure he will give tips on how to get more publicity, like shooting your friend in the face with a shotgun

 Stay tuned for future adventures.