We have dish TV and I think we get 9000 channels or
something like that and there is nothing worth watching. I watched Storage Wars for three weeks and not a shot was fired. I watched The Great Food Truck Race and they didn’t have a single wreck. On Cutthroat
Kitchen, there was not a drop of blood spilled. I don’t think anyone even ended up with a
paper cut.
What’s up with Big
Brother? None of these people are
related. I don’t even think they are kissing cousins. I will admit all their I.Q.’s are similar.
If you are going to call your talent show The Voice, then the contestants should
only be heard not SEEN. I do believe America’s Got Talent but unfortunately
none of it has ever made it to this show.
Why call it Eyewitness
News if none of your reporters actually saw the event?
I watched three episodes of Duck Dynasty and I don’t care how much money these boneheads made
from inventing Duct Tape. The best use
of this material would be to put it over their mouths.
On Dance Moms,
the mom doesn’t dance. She just acts
like a Dunce. Maybe they should change the name.
The Ghost Hunters
have yet to catch a ghost. Good thing they don’t need a ghost to survive.
Satan has yet to make appearance on Hell’s Kitchen.
Project Runway
doesn’t feature any airports.
Why isn’t Star Search
filmed in a planetarium?
And of course The
Biggest Loser is the audience.
Here is a little tidbit for anyone out there who is
thinking of starting a family but feel like they don’t have the money right
now. I just saw Sally (Acting 101) Struthers on TV
talking about an orphanage in Haiti
where you can feed and clothe a kid for just 50 cents a day. So there you are,
have that kid and ship it off Haiti
for pennies on the dollar.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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