Is It Monday Again?

Former coach and pro footballer Mike ( I Have Fourth Down Syndrome) Ditka went on a rant recently about how the Washington football team should never change its name because “Redskins” is actually a word of endearment to Native Americans. He went on to say people refer to the football as the pigskin and you don’t hear the pigs complaining. If this doesn’t prove that concussions suffered while playing football causes brain damage, I don’t know what does. 

Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Brains) Perry told a group of business leaders in New Hampshire last week he wasn’t sure what the grand jury indictment was about.  He said, “I’m not a lawyer, so I really don’t understand the details here.”  I’m pretty sure ole Ricky Poo wouldn’t understand the details of how to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Here is the latest in the Governor Competition.

Former Virginia Governor, Republican Robert (I Don’t Have Any Money, But I Have Expensive Taste) McDonnell is on trial for accepting bribes in cash and gifts.

Wisconsin Governor, Republican Scott (Union Buster and All Around Asshole) Walker is under investigation for an illegal coordination scheme between his campaign and third party conservative groups.

Texas Governor, Republican Rick (All Hair and No Brains) Perry has been indicted on two counts of abuse of power.

Florida Governor, Republican Rick (I’m Not a Perry, but I’m Just as Big a Crook) Scott is under investigation involving personal financial interest in a rail project and a natural gas line.

New Jersey Governor, Republican Chris (I’m a Big Fat Bully) Christie is under investigation for the bridge debacle and the closure of the Atlantic City Revel Casino Hotel.

New York Governor, Democrat Andrew (I’ll Cover That Up) Cuomo is under investigation for thwarting a anti-corruption committee that he created.

Looks like the Republicans are leading 5 to 1.

I don’t think all politicians are crooks.  I believe some are just stupid and the others are lazy.

I am stunned.  So far not a single TeaNut Republican has blamed Obama for the latest California earthquake.

Stay tuned for future adventures.