Experts are saying that medical problems may have led to
Texas Governor Rick (All Hair,No Integrity) Perry’s latest situation. They say he doesn’t have ADD (Attention
Deficit Disorder), but he does suffer from SFD (Shit For Brains).
Today is National Bad Poetry Day so here goes.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Rick Perry is a dumbass
And Gregg Abbot is too.
TeaNuts love Jesus but hate everyone else,
They think they are the only ones who will get to the Pearly
gates.
But since none of them can spell,
They will all end up in Heavan. (I believe that is in Idaho)
Instead of having political debates, we should have spelling
bees. The TeaNuts would be eliminated in
the first round. Here are some fine
examples.
Stay tuned for future adventures
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