Sunday, June 30, 2013

The Party of NOOOoooooooo

The Republicans are now the official Party of No.  No tolerance, no compassion, no empathy, no common sense, no brain cells, no solutions, no suggestions, no accomplishments, no new ideas, no shoes no shirt no service, no way no how and no telling what else.

So far only 15 legislative items have become law under the current Congress. That’s fewer than the 23 items that became law at this same point in the 112th Congress, which
was the least productive and least popular Congress on record, according to the available statistics.
John (It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to)Boehner, Eric (Really Creepy)Kantor, Paul (Anti-Welfare Hypocrite)  Ryan and Darrell(If my lips are moving, I’m lying) Issa have led GOP House members to  vote in unison against:
•    JOBS BILLS;
•    FOOD STAMPS;
•    SCHOOL BREAKFAST AND LUNCH PROGRAMS FOR POOR HUNGRY CHILDREN;
•    BACKGROUND CHECKS AND RESTRICTIONS ON MILITARY WEAPONS AND ORDINANCE;
•    RECTIFYING TAX LAWS THAT CREATED A SEA SHIFT OF WEALTH TO THE ALREADY RICH;
•    INCREASING A SUB POVERTY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE;
•    MEDICAL RESEARCH;
•    BUDGET BILLS;RECTIFYING BLIND SEQUESTER CUTS;
•    INCREASING A STAGNANT MINIMUM WAGE;
•    HEALTH INSURANCE FOR 47M AMERICANS; NUMEROUS VOTES TO KILL OBAMA CARE



Congressmoron Looney ( I really am as dumb as I look) Gohmert may be a Bible thumper, but he sure as hell isn’t a Bible reader.  Good ole boy Gohmert quoted King Solomon from the Bible when he was slamming the Supreme Court for their decision on DOMA.  Yeah, King Solomon is a good one to bring up when talking about marriage; he only had 700 wives and 300 concubines.



Gohmert also said this past week that he doesn’t see any value in teaching sex education to students noting that “mankind has existed” just fine without for a long time.  He then went on make an incoherent ramble about when he was an exchange student in the Soviet Union.  I understand the truth is that he was never an exchange student.  Actually his parents had traded him for a goat but some how he made his way back.




Stay tuned for future adventures.

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Texas Slime Machine

How many times in my life have I heard, “everything is bigger in Texas”?  About a million jillion I guess, and it is a big state land wise, but I am beginning to wonder how much wise there is in all of this land.  The biggest thing I see is the amount of snake oil being sold by some of the slimiest politicians I have ever seen.  


Governor Rick (I may be a bigger crook than Richard Nixon) Perry, Lt. Governor David (I may not have as good a hair do as Rick Perry, but I am just as big an asshole) Dewhurst and Attorney General Greg (I’ll make sure only my friends get to vote) Abbot may be three of the sleaziest snakes to ever ooze their way into office. 

We have Senator John( I don’t have a clue to what I am doing) Cornyn and Senator Ted (21st Century Joe McCarthy) Cruz representing us in the nations capitol along with Congressmorons Looney (I really am nuts) Gohmert and Steve (I just make crap up) Stockman. 

And of course here at home we have a part time legislature which only meets every two years and that’s just to slap each other on the back, have a few drinks and make sure that state money gets funneled back to their business partners. When you look at this bunch of jerks running the state, it makes you want to duck your head instead of being proud of where you live. 

There seems to be a single root cause for this problem.  LOW VOTER TURNOUT.  Texas is 45th in voter turnout and in 2010 was dead last.  When you don’t vote, the crooks get to keep their jobs.





Stay tuned for future adventures.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Lone Star Statement


Way to go Senator Wendy Davis on a great filibuster.  Senator Davis came out a winner even with Lt. Governor David (I may not have as much hair as Governor Perry but I am just as big an asshole) Dewhurst trying his best to cheat Senator Davis out of her killing the abortion bill.  For all of the details check out  www.lettersfromtexas.com

Texas will execute its 500th person today.  Texas of course is number one in executions. Funny I haven’t heard anything out of the Pro-life folks about this..Oh I forgot, they are Pro-birth not Pro-life. Here are some other things we are number one in. Texas is number one minimum wage jobs, number one in adults without a high school diploma and number one in people without health insurance.  I don’t remember Governor Rick (I really want to be King) Perry giving any of those statistics last year when he was making a fool of himself during the presidential debates.

Every time I hear Tricky Ricky bring up the secession of Texas, my first thoughts are that I am shocked that after giving the world George W. Bush and all of the crap that Perry and the Texas legislature have pulled in the last couple of years, that the rest of the country hasn’t asked us to leave.


Here is a real eye-opener about those boneheads who refer to themselves as members of the Tea Party.  They love to tell everyone how they are a real “grassroots movement” that has evolved into a political party.  The problem is that is one big lie. An academic study by the National Cancer Institute of Health has confirmed that the Tea Party was a secretly planned project by the Koch brothers and the tobacco industry more than ten years ago.   



The Supreme Court had an off day. They actually did something right.




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Monday, June 24, 2013

The Name Game

Congress is feeling a little heat over the name of the NFL football team in their town.  It has been simmering for years but lately the heat has been turned up enough that they wrote a letter to Roger Goodell, the commissioner of the NFL, saying they think Washington Redskins should change their name.  Roger wrote back and said.  "Neither in intent nor use was the name ever meant to denigrate Native Americans or offend any group."

Sorry Roger but that doesn’t cut it.  The whole point of the word is to be a derogatory slam.  It was never a good word that has now turned ugly.  Dan Snyder, the owner of the team has said he will never change the name. This is par for the course since Dan is widely known as one of the bigger assholes in the NFL.

Seeing as the team represents our nation’s capitol, I think they are many names that could apply here. How about the Washington Do-Nothings, or maybe Pinheads, Congressmorons, Greedy Assholes, Con-men, Liars, Pimps, Scam Artist?  I think any of those would work fine. If you have any suggestions, feel free to contribute. 





I think Little Teddy Cruz’s 15 minutes of fame is about up.   He has proven he is a accomplished liar, master of the secret list of bad guys (communist, liberals, etc,) and has been able to pull magical numbers right out of his ass on the spur of the moment to back up his lies.  Now if he will just climb into the bottle and stay there, his complete transformation into the new Joe McCarthy will be a success.  



I understand the group representing the little people in Washington is the Hobbit Lobby.


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Saturday, June 22, 2013

Time For Another Mooning.

Well we have another SuperMoon this week-end.  We just had one in May and will be having another one July 22nd.  So rather than spend a super amount of my valuable time researching moon facts, I thought I would just repost a Supermoon post from March of 2011.  Hey don’t get me wrong. I’m not super busy, I’m super lazy.
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Tomorrow is the SuperMoon.  This is the night that the moon is the closest to the earth this year.  In fact it is the closest it has been in 18 years.  NASA scientist have stressed that the SuperMoon will not cause any natural disasters.

Oh yeah, well what about the poor werewolves?  Man, they are going to be going nuts.  If you have any friends that are werewolves or know of anybody who are friends with werewolves, tomorrow night is not a good night to hang out with them. 

I have a couple friends that are werewolves and they are very nice people except once a month they get really nuts. (I know this is a great place for a PMS joke but I have chosen to rise above it and I don’t want to get my throat ripped out). I am just saying tomorrow night is not the night to go howling at the moon.
   
Speaking of the moon, we made nine trips to the moon in four years. Six times we landed on the moon and three times we couldn’t find a parking space, so we just drove around it and came home.  The last time we went to the moon was 1972. That was 39 years ago. Surely a parking space has opened up by now.

Think of the technology and the incredible precision timing it took to pull off a moon landing.  I mean what if they had gotten there and it was a half or quarter-moon?  We could have missed it completely.

But we will always have moonlight, moonbeams, moonshine, moon pies, moon river, blue moon, harvest moon, new moon, half-moon, quarter-moons. Don’t forget the man in the moon, by the light of the silvery moon, paper moon, moon dance, moon walk, moon shot, moonstone, moon shadow, moonlight serenade, Moon over Miami,  Moonraker, Moonstruck, and quit mooning me out the school bus window.
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When was the last time you were hit up at the airport by moonies?  They must be in a really long eclipse. If Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon, why does Michael Jackson get credit for the Moon Walk?


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Friday, June 21, 2013

A Little Bit of This, Some of That.

The Men's Wearhouse board of directors has fired George Zimmer, its bearded executive chairman famous for his TV ads. They said they didn’t like the way he looked.



 Here is something fun to do if you are really bored.  See if you can find a single person who gives a damn where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.

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This is something to keep in mind the next time you see one of those big pharmacy ads wanting you ask your doctor to recommend a pill.   If 45 seconds of the 60 second ad is spent telling you all of the horrible side-effects, including death.  You might want to want to re-think asking your doctor.




Here is the scandal that is going to knock the I.R.S., Benghazi, and NSA stories right off the front page.  It seems that Cap’N Crunch is not really a Captain.  A Quaker spokesman was not available to respond to this vital security matter.  Of course, Quakers don’t say much about anything.




Texas Senator Ted (21st century Joe McCarthy) Cruz went on Rush Slimbaugh’s radio rant and said that if the immigration bill is passed, 30 million immigrants will stream into the country in the next decade. I’m pretty sure Little Teddy pulled those numbers out of his ass like most of the other lies he spouts without any proof.  All of this from a person most people don’t pay any attention too and said on a radio show where very few people are listening..




The economy is up, housing is higher than it’s been in five years and unemployment is the lowest it’s been in some time now.  How can this possibly be true?  I mean after all Obama is President and not Mitt Romney.   .


Sadly there will be no more yodeling in the Slim Whitman household. Well not so sad for the neighbors.




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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Misery Loves Company

Where’s Jimmy? The latest hole being dug up in the search for Jimmy Hoffa is in a field outside of Oakland Township, Michigan.  Jimmy is certainly proving to be much harder to find than his brother Waldo.

The World Wealth Report (what ever the hell that is) said today, 2012 produced a million new millionaires.  If you are reading this, I take it you are not on that list.

If you drive a Chrysler Jeep, then today is not your day.  At least you are not alone; it is not a good day for 2.7 million owners of older model Jeeps which have been recalled.  I understand the guys in Rat Patrol are pissed.  

Darth Cheney had the gall to make this remark this week, “If only the NSA surveillance had been in effect before the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, we might have been able to prevent 9/11.” Ole “I really am a Dick” Cheney seems to have forgotten about this report delivered to President Bush on August 6, 2001. The “presidential daily brief”, a top-secret document prepared by America’s intelligence agencies featured the heading: “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S.”


I think the next time I hear somebody say, “You know the Government is listening to all our phone calls”. I’m going to ask them why they think the Government gives a shit what they say on the phone or write on the internet. Of course the reality of all of this crap is that there is no way they can listen all the billions of phone calls that are made everyday. This is just another sound bite that many people repeat and actually never think about if there is any truth to it.

This just in. Good news and bad news at the Jimmy Hoffa dig.  The bad news, they didn’t find Jimmy.  The good news, they found Amelia Earhart.



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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Texas Two Step Hokey Pokey

I think it would really be a great thing to see Governor Rick(All hair, No brains, No scruples, No Conscious) Perry do the Texas two-step hokey pokey.  It is very simple, first step is out of office and the second step is into prison.

There have been a number of bad Governors of Texas through the years but you would have to go back to Governor Allan (gives you the) Shivers to find one as crooked as Tricky Ricky. Through out most of Texas history, the Governor has not been a powerful person, more of a figure head, as the Lt .Governor really had the power, but Slick Tricky Ricky has manipulated his way into changing all of that.

Governor Rick (I’ll squash that) Perry vetoed 24 bills this last week including equal pay for women and legislation that would have made public who the donors are of public campaign ad money. I am pretty sure that bill would have tied him to some folks he doesn’t want you to know about.


I think the thing that is hardest for me to comprehend is that there are actually more Democrats in Texas than Republicans, so it makes you wonder how has this creepy clown kept his job for so long. Probably the same thing a lot of the German people said after World War II.

I know a lot of people have said Ole Slick Rick is stupid and a moron, including me, but that’s not really true.  Actually Mr. Perry is a narrow-minded, egotistical, greedy, evil, asshole that is a very slick, twisted politician. 
 I will admit his last campaign slogan worked really well. 
 



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Friday, June 14, 2013

The Lights Are On but Nobody's Home...Part 2

A new Gallup poll shows that Americans have the least faith in Congress of any major institutions they have ever polled. Gee, I wonder why.  Maybe it has to do with statements like these.  Rep. Trent Franks (R-Ariz.) uttered this little gem this week, “the incidence of rape resulting in pregnancy are very low.”  Actually research found that pregnancy results from rape significantly more often it does in other cases.

I like this one from GOP House Minority Leader Ken Fredette who opposes Medicaid expansion because “my brain being a man's brain sort of thinks differently.”  Brain, is the key word here.  I think good ole Ken is today’s version of the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.

Here is what Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA) had to say about the sexual assault cases in the military.  "The young folks coming in to each of your services are anywhere from 17 to 22 or 23 and gee-whiz, the hormone level created by nature sets in place the possibility for these types of things to occur. So, we've got to be very careful on our side."  Well hell Saxby, we will just castrate all new recruits coming into the military and eliminate the problem.  

The Senate Armed Services Committee, which is run by Democrats, held their hearings and totally skewered legislation that could have helped right the ship.  The committee invited 18 opponents of legislation addressing sexual assault to testify at the hearing, while inviting only 2 witnesses who support the sexual assault legislation, and no sexual assault victims at all to testify. Once again Kangaroo Court comes to mind.

Here is what Ron Johnson, R-Wisconsin had to say yesterday when addressing a gathering of social conservatives at the Faith and Freedom conference in Washington D.C. “When I hear politicians who say they want to create a sense of trust in government, I say no, no, no, no, no. That is the wrong solution.” Instead, he wants to know, “How do you start dismantling this beast?”  Well Ron, one way would be for you and your T-Bag bonehead friends to pack your bags and get the hell out of Washington.

Under the category; The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree.  Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) apologized on Wednesday after BuzzFeed discovered that his high school-aged son had used racist and homophobic language on the Internet.


Stay tuned for future adventures.


Wednesday, June 12, 2013

The Lights Are On but Nobody's Home

I know I have said this before, but I haven’t said it in a while, so I’ll say it again. I don’t like politics but I really can’t stand politicians. I also know it seems I pick on the Republicans and T-Bag-boneheads more than others and that’s because it’s true.  They are so much easier to make fun of and point out their boneheadyness than the Democrats.

So to show you that they are all fair game, Carl Levin, D-Michigan is the BONEHEAD of the week. He stripped a measure from a defense spending bill that would take prosecution of most felony crimes away from commanding officers and give it to independent military prosecutors so the status quo can be maintained.  Obviously good ole boy Carl doesn’t have a daughter or any female relatives in the military.  Or if he does, doesn’t give a shit about them.

Carl said, "It is the chain of command that can and must be held accountable if it fails to change an unacceptable military culture. It is harder to hold someone accountable for their failure to act if you reduce their power to act."  The problem with that statement Carl is they haven’t acted and haven’t been accountable and when you had the power to act, you chickened out and blew it.


 I find it odd that people seem to be so upset with their privacy being invaded and yet they post the most embarrassing things about themselves on Facebook.  As Mark Twain said so eloquently, “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”  

I laugh every time I see another gun nut ranting about his guns being taken away and chanting the Second Amendment as a mantra. These boneheads should really be looking at the Patriot Act.  It is the thing that has the potential to take away a hell of lot more than their precious AK-47 and multiple load clips.  The Patriot Act could be the most un-patriot piece of legislation ever passed. 



One final note, if you have ever tried to make a comment on any of my ramblings, but the site wouldn’t let you, I recently discovered (like yesterday) that I had some button pushed that shouldn’t have been pushed. It is now UN-pushed, so rant away.


Stay tuned for future adventures.



Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Country life is a good "un"

It has been a little over a year since my lovely bride and I moved to the country to enjoy the good life.  And it is a good life. We really are enjoying the quiet of being out of the big city as our four footed neighbors next door make very little noise, but there are a few things that still punch my buttons every so often.  One of them is that almost everyone up here will tell you to “have a good-un.”  Yes I would occasionally get that in Houston but not as much as here.

What I really want to say to these people is “Have a good what?” I don’t know what an “un” is. Do you want me to have a good day, a good time, a good life, a good idea, a good night sleep, a good day at work, a good morning, a good afternoon, a good lunch, a good rest, a good drive home, a good week-end or did you just mean to say good bye.


The state legislature in Connecticut is tying to pass legislation that will say that the Wright Brothers were not the first to fly an airplane.  They say that Bridgeport resident Gustave Whitehead was the first to fly. He is said to have made a flight in 1901 and the Wright Brothers didn’t get it up until 1903.  Wow the next thing you know people will be saying that Christopher Columbus didn’t discover America, oh wait he didn’t.  The Vikings made the trip over about five hundred years before Chris stumbled on to the Bahamas Or they will say that Marconi didn’t invent the radio.  Oh wait, he didn’t. Nikola Tesla did. How about that George W. Bush didn’t start a war?  Oh yeah. Did he ever.


I have noticed a number of gun nuts who refer to their guns rights as not only constitutional but God given.  So far I haven’t found anything in the Bible about guns. I am assuming guns must be mentioned in the book of Remington & Sons or Smith and Wesson.


Edward Snowden the person who leaked the NSA data has come forward.  He is an IT specialist for the C.I.A and NSA, but here is the good part. He didn’t graduate from high school; he spent 4 months in the Army reserve but didn’t complete any training and was discharged after getting hurt.  He says he was first hired at NSA as a security guard then promoted to a technology job with the C.I.A. He claims to have been a spy all his life and says he self identifies as a spook.  I would say he is just spooky. 



Stay tuned for future adventures.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Hot Off the Press

And now the Republicans are furious about the NSA having everyone’s phone records.  Of course this has been going on for years as it is part of the US Patriot act.  You remember it, the one the Bush White House and Republicans shoved down our throats in the midst of their paranoia after nine eleven.  Actually what the NSA has is only phone numbers (not names), along with other data about the calls, such as where they came from, how long they lasted, what numbers were dialed.  Or to put it another way, the same thing the phone companies have always had.

In this day an age of red light cameras, speed cameras and surveillance cameras on almost every street and in most stores in the country, it’s a little late to be upset about your privacy. It is amazing how the Republicans want the Government out of America’s boardrooms but don’t have any problem with them being in your bedroom.

 Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife are divorcing.  Putin said that his wife was tired of all the publicity his job called for.  His wife Lyudmila said she was tired of being married to an asshole

So a new poll shows that 24% of Americans blame Government Welfare programs for poverty in this country. I wonder what the income level that 24% falls in. You think maybe it is folks who have money and good jobs.  Man, those damn poor people are going to ruin the nation.

I don’t understand the mentality of the gun-nuts who want to carry concealed weapons. The concealed part is what I don’t understand.  Obviously these people love guns so why don’t they want to strap on a 6-shooter and walk around like the ole west.  I get it that the bad guys conceal their guns, they don’t want you to know they have one until they are ready to rob or kill you. If everybody hides their guns, how are we to know who is the bad guy?  Also for the gun nuts it would be a two-fold win.  They wouldn’t have to unzip their pants to show you how big their dick is.


Stay tuned for future adventures.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

More Pondering

If it’s called Twitter, why aren’t the folks using it called Twits?  Someone recently said, “Why is it called social media when the majority of stuff written is anti-social?”  Oh that was me a little while back.  I guess I should have tweeted that except I don’t tweet. 

Seems to me that everything attributed to God in the Bible is hearsay because as far as I can tell, there is nothing written by God, only things other people said he said.  I don’t believe it would stand up in court.

Boy it sure is good that Climate Change is a hoax because we would be having snow in May, the worst tornadoes on record, and hurricanes in the winter….Oh wait, we have been having that.

I think maybe the Republican Party should change their mascot to a chicken since they can’t seem to make up their mind of which side of the road to be on. They were so furious with the press over leaks during the Bush years but now they are furious over this White House trying to find out where news leaks originated.


 Poor ole John McCain who has gone from a war hero and highly respected Senator to a grumpy, bumbling out-of-touch old man right before our eyes has done it again.  When asked how the US would know who the good rebels are and who were radicals, he said, “We can identify who these people are. We can help the right people."  It was then pointed out that some of the people he had been photographed with were known kidnappers. Obviously the same crack team who vetted Sara Palin checked these guys out.

The defense attorneys for the Aurora Colorado massacre suspect James Holmes have asked for a change of venue for the trail.  They contend due to the publicity they can’t a fair trial in Denver, which considering the amount of publicity that has been given to the case, leaves only the Moon or Mars as a suitable change.  

I can see why the Generals and Admirals in the armed forces are resisting proposed legislation that would require sexual assault charges to be handled outside of the victim’s chain of command.  In today’s military command there are 976 generals and admirals of which 69 are women.  That’s about 7%.  For some reason, the term “Kangaroo Court” comes to mind.

Stay tuned for future adventures.

Saturday, June 1, 2013

Hurricane Season 2013

Hurricane season is here again and as an annual tradition on SleepsTilNoon, I am re-posting my Hurricane message of 2010.  Actually I didn’t post it last year as I took a year off but if can remember to post it again next year; then it will be a tradition.  This year’s predictions are calling for a more active Hurricane season with 20 named storms and 11 of those becoming hurricanes. 


U.S. weather forecasters announced last week that residents along the Gulf and East coasts should expect an above average Atlantic hurricane season.  Oh goody, just what we wanted to hear.   They say between 12 and 18 named storms are likely during the up-coming hurricane season which begins today..  Six to 10 are likely to be hurricanes; and three to six could become major hurricanes, ranging from Category 3-5.

Here is something that might get your attention if you live in the Houston area as I do. We have not had a major storm or Category 3 hit the U.S. coast since 2005.  And you say, “Listen Rod,” I went through Ike in 2008; what are you talking about?  The fact is Ike was only a Category 2 when it blew through Houston and Galveston causing $10 billion dollars in damage.  

The real point I am trying to make is that we haven’t had a major storm hit us since Carla in 1961 and she wasn’t a direct hit.  We were very lucky last year because El Nino winds steered most of the tropical storms away from our coastlines.   This year we may not be so fortunate as it doesn’t look like El Nino is going to develop at this time.

Eleven years ago when I began writing SURGE, I had just read a similar article about how active the next ten to fifteen years were going to be for hurricanes.  After much research and many visits to hurricane conferences, interviewing lots of folks with the National Weather Bureau and emergency managers in our area, I came to know how vulnerable Houstonians and the people who live in New Orleans were to a major hurricane.

I decided on a novel because I didn’t want to write about hurricanes that had been here, ie, the great Galveston hurricane of 1900 or Carla, I wanted to write about the one that was still out there. After talking with a lot of different people in the area, I knew there was a certain amount of apathy about hurricanes.  I was guilty of it myself. My foremost priority was to have an exciting story that would be a good read no matter what part of the country you lived in, but I also wanted to try to make people who live in coastal areas aware of what could happen if we were to take a direct hit by a Category 4 or 5 storm.


SURGE was published in 2004, the same year that Florida got slammed with 4 hurricanes but we here in Texas were unscathed. Things got really scary in 2005. We all sat in front of our TV’s and watched the terrible scenes unfolding from Katrina’s visit to New Orleans which was only a Category 2 storm by the time it came ashore.

 I still remember very vividly coming home from a live interview via satellite with Rita Cosby on MSNBC as Hurricane Rita churned as a Category 5 in the Gulf heading straight for Houston.  This was a scenario that I had been living with for almost 5 years and now it was coming true. Fortunately as we all know, Rita weaken to Category 2 and turned right before hitting us, doing the most damage to Beaumont and southern Louisiana.

If you are interested in what could have happened had she not made a little jog and stayed a Category 5, I invite you to read SURGE.  It’s still available at Amazon; book or Kindle (you can click on the button by the book cover), or you can order it at any book store in the world.  I have been told by a number of weather experts including the fine people at the National Hurricane Center in Miami and hurricane consultants that SURGE is an accurate portrayal of what could happen if Houston has to face a direct hit from a Category 5 storm.


“….It presents a scary scenario that is entirely possible in the Houston/Galveston area.  The type of storm described in this book is a Meteorologist’s nightmare.”
Gene Hafele, National Weather Service, Houston/Galveston.

“Being an emergency manager, I was a bit reluctant to get started, thinking I wouldn’t really care for it, but when I finally got to it, I couldn’t put it down.  A great story with some good surprises.”
Eliot Jennings, Emergency Manager Coordinator, City of Galveston

“What made Surge a gripping, “couldn’t put it down” read, was Tanner’s physical descriptions of Dolly.  Few in this area understand the enormous destructive power of a Category 5 hurricane and how a direct hit will transform this area.  Tanner translates the dry statistical data and predictions into a frightening description of what will happen to those unfortunates caught in such a storm’s path.  I could hear the howling winds and see the angry storm surge charging up Galveston Bay.  I could feel the “soaked to the bone” exhaustion as the characters fought to survive Dolly’s wrath.”
                          Bill King, Mayor, City of Kemah

   
“In SURGE, Tanner has dotted his work with a cast of characters as colorful as his background.  There’s the good, the bad, the beauty and those in-between.  From politicians to Joe Blue-collar, they’re all there and then some.”
Chuck Hlava, Editor Mariner’s Log


“Mr Tanner’s highly descriptive narrative brings the story alive showing what emergency managers along the coast fear more than any type of event, a major hurricane, what I call a Tropical Terrorist.  His wordsmithing has made this storm story a very human one - thanks to the use of real locations known to people that live in the area today.  As I read it, I could picture the event happening.”
                        Lew Fincher, VP of Hurricane Consulting

“Not only will you not be able to put it down, you’ll also get up the next morning; want to board up your house; get your boat prepared for a storm and head for Colorado.”
Gene Rutt, Editor Tropicalattitude Magazine.

So hurricane season is here again and once again the same thought is running through my mind.  That storm is sill out there.




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