Guns R’ Us

So this week’s mass shooting in California was the 355^th of the year and the key word to remember here is SHOOTING.  It was not the 355^th stabbing, bludgeoned to death with a bat, golf club, big stick or tire iron, strangled, poisoned, run over with a car, bus or train. No, it was done with a GUN.  I noticed that the media hasn’t said what “well regulated militia” the shooters were a member of.  Come to think of it, they haven’t said that about any of the mass shooters in the last twenty years. Isn’t that interesting?

Let’s face it folks, the TeaNut Republican answer to all of this crazy shit of praying not get shot is not working. Evidently the TeaNuts believe gun rights are more important than the right to live.  I think it is time for America to quit being number one in the world in mass shootings.  My Xmas wish for Ted (My I.Q. And My Gun Are Both 44’s) Nugent and his gun nuts buddies out there is to please take their head out of their ass and replaced it with the 2^nd amendment.





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An Open Letter To Congress

Please get your head out of your ass and your hands out of the pocket of the NRA and actually do something by doing the right thing.


 Yours truly,
Rod Tanner


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To Sin Or Not To Sin

 But it sure as hell is legal.

Trying to wrap your head around some of the nonsense in The Bible is like trying to hold on to fog.  It’s simply impossible.  Let’s talk about sin. According to the Good Book, it is a sin to get a tattoo. This is a good one because I think about every third person on the planet has a tattoo now days. I especially like that it is sin to eat shell fish.  I’ll bet God cringes every time he sees one of those Red Lobster endless shrimp ads on TV.

So when is it that a sin is no longer a sin?  According to religious scholars there are about 125 sins listed in the Bible, but if you listen to the TeaNut Religious wackos you would think there are only 3 or 4. At least that’s all you hear about. What I don’t get is why some of them are simply ignored and some of them are ranted about continually. I have the feeling that a lot of pseudo Christians have purchased this little item I found here.  

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Cyber Monday Blah Blahs

You may have noticed that I didn’t put up a post at the end of last week.  I was observing   Blank Friday and drew a blank all day.  It is one of my favorite days of the year to be totally blank on everything.  

I get it that the ignorant asshole shooter in the Colorado Planned Parenthood shootings pulled the trigger, but I contend that Snarly Carly (I Can Run Any Company Into The Ground) Fiorina and the jerks who made the fraudulent video of Planned Parenthood put the bullets in his gun.

Gall of the week goes to former preacher, musican, Governor and talk show blowhard Mike (I Need A Job) Huckabee who said the real victim in last week’s shooting at Planned Parenthood was the Pro-Life movement.  What an asshole…Gee Mike why don’t you tell that to the families of the people who died and see what they think.  

And today we have “Buy Something On Line Monday,” which I have decided not to buy into.  I actually broke the rules and bought something on Saturday. I’m pretty sure the Cyborg police are looking for me as we speak.


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Thankless Wednesday

A couple of big days coming up this week.  Tomorrow of course is Thanksgiving, or as Native Americans refer to it “The Last Supper,” where dysfunctional families all over the country get together for food and meaningless trivial unsubstantial conversation. 

The next day we have Black Friday, a day of remembering started by the relatives of the Thanksgiving turkey.

Most of the political remarks made this week by the Republican candidates for President can be summed up with this. “If you love war, Vote Republican”

 

Looks like Donald (Hair-Brained) Trump has come down with Fiorinaism.  This is a disease that can be contracted by standing too close to Snarly Carly( I Can Run Any Company Into The Ground) Fiorina.  One of the symptoms of this disease is seeing something that never happened.  Snarly Carly described a video that never existed and now little Donnie is describing an event he watched in Jersey City after 911 that there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of happening. 

Another symptom is exaggerating actual events.  Last week Texas Senaterrible Rafael (I Don’t Have A Clue) Cruz told of Syrians being caught trying to cross the Texas border. The truth is the Syrians approached the authorities at the border and asked for asylum.

Dr. Ben (NutJob Surgeon) Carson may have the worst case.  I believe he is probably terminal.  There is an antidote for Fiorinaism: its facts, but of course facts won’t work for these boneheads as facts are like Kryptonite to Republicans.

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Monday Blah Blahs

With all of the incredibly stupid things being said on Facebook and by narrow-minded asshole politicians about the Syrian refugees, this jumped out at me as the best antidote I’ve read.  So in case you missed it, here it is.  I have no idea who wrote this but they get my compliments. 

JESUS CHRIST THE SYRIAN REFUGEES AREN'T COMING TO WHATEVER GLORIFIED TRAILER PARK / FEMA CAMP / OPEN AIR METH LAB OR DYSTOPIAN INNER RING TRACT HOUSING AND STRIP MALL FART-FUCK OF A SUBURB YOU CALL HOME, THEY WOULD TAKE ONE LOOK AT YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR A LIFE AND THINK "I'LL GO BACK AND TAKE MY CHANCES, DID YOU SEE THAT WOMAN WITH THE 'BAD BITCH' TATTOO HER TORSO LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE WAS BAKING BREAD IN A HALTER TOP." THE FACT THAT YOU GOT A SECOND HARDEES (NEXT TO THE PELLAGRA CLINIC) DOES NOT MAKE PIGSKNUCKLE COUNTY AN APPEALING TERRORIST TARGET, IF ISIS ATTACKS THEY WILL ATTACK A CITY BECAUSE CITIES HAVE LANDMARKS AND PEOPLE WHO WALK PLACES. WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO KILL YOU WHEN THEY COULD SIT BACK AND LET CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE DO THE JOB, BE SURE TO BUY MORE GUNS THOUGH THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING YOUR VINYL SIDED RANCH HOUSE SAFE. YES THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU BUT THEY'RE NOT CALLED "ISIS" THEY'RE CALLED THE COLLECTION AGENCY AND YOUR GUNS WILL ONLY IMPRESS THEM TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY WILL FETCH SOMETHING AT AUCTION WHEN YOUR PROPERTY IS SEIZED TO PAY THE MEDICAL BILLS FOR YOUR LAST SIX ANGIOPLASTIES BUT YOU REALLY SHOWED OBUMMER BY NOT SIGNING UP FOR INSURANCE YOU DANIEL FUCKIN' BOONE RUGGED INDIVIDUALIST YOU.

It looks like the folks in Loseranna are trying to drop the LOSER image of their state and actually get with the 21^st century.  They made a very positive move over the week by electing John (That Rings A) Bel Edwards as their new governor. Of course they could have elected a trained orangutan and it would have been a step up from Booby (Jihad) Jindal.  


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There's Dumb And There's Dumber

Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look) Gohmert  really is as dumb as he looks.  A local bonehead rancher here in Lufkin, Texas, Simon (Bullshtter Extraordinaire) Winston has decided to run against Louie next election.  Ole Simon who I understand has more bullshit than the Fort Worth stockyards says Loony Louie doesn’t get anything done and he can prove it because Louie is debt.

I think Slimy Simon’s thinking is along these lines.  The majority of the members of Congress are millionaires and a large number of these millionaires WERE NOT millionaires until after they got to Congress. So if Loony Louie is actually a hundred thousand in debt, it means he is even too dumb to steal.

Little Simon has the family pedigree to back up his right-wing nut ideology.  Seems his 83 year old momma was the person who paid for an extremely distasteful anti-Obama billboard in Lufkin a few years ago that caused quite an up roar.  I understand Simon’s campaign motto is, “If you’re into Dumb, I’m the one.”

More Kentucky voters are coming forward about being upset with their new Governor elect Matt (Just Another Horse’s Ass From Kentucky) Bevin who ran on a platform of destroying Medicaid expansion is actually doing it.  When a woman who was upset about it was asked why she voted for him, she replied, “I’m just a die-hard Republican.” No actually you are a die-dead with out insurance Republican.

Loseranna Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal has dropped out of the Presidential race.  He said he came to realize it wasn’t his time after the latest survey showed that only 2/3’s of his family knew who he was. 

All of the Republican candidates running in the Presidential race have actually agreed on something.  They are for expanding the Trump plan and are all for building a wall around the entire United States. 

  

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