Texas Congressmoron Louie (I Really Am As Dumb As I Look)
Gohmert really is as dumb as he looks. A
local bonehead rancher here in Lufkin, Texas,
Simon (Bullshtter Extraordinaire) Winston has decided to run against Louie next
election. Ole Simon who I understand has
more bullshit than the Fort Worth
stockyards says Loony Louie doesn’t get anything done and he can prove it
because Louie is debt.
I think Slimy Simon’s thinking is along these lines. The majority of the members of Congress are
millionaires and a large number of these millionaires WERE NOT millionaires
until after they got to Congress. So if Loony Louie is actually a hundred
thousand in debt, it means he is even too dumb to steal.
Little Simon has the family pedigree to back up his
right-wing nut ideology. Seems his 83
year old momma was the person who paid for an extremely distasteful anti-Obama
billboard in Lufkin a few years ago
that caused quite an up roar. I
understand Simon’s campaign motto is, “If you’re into Dumb, I’m the one.”
More Kentucky
voters are coming forward about being upset with their new Governor elect Matt
(Just Another Horse’s Ass From Kentucky) Bevin who ran on a platform of
destroying Medicaid expansion is actually doing it. When a woman who was upset about it was asked
why she voted for him, she replied, “I’m just a die-hard Republican.” No actually you are a die-dead with out insurance
Republican.
Loseranna Governor Booby (Jihad) Jindal has dropped out of
the Presidential race. He said he came
to realize it wasn’t his time after the latest survey showed that only 2/3’s of
his family knew who he was.
All of the Republican candidates running in the Presidential race have actually agreed on something. They are for expanding the Trump plan and are all for building a wall around the entire United States.
Stay tuned for future adventures.
