Birds of a Feather

On the left is crack smoking Mayor of Toronto Rob (Hey I was Drunk) Ford and on the right is crack smoking chairman of a U.K. bank Paul (Hey I was Bored) Flowers. I am pretty sure they share a family gene.

On the left is Texas Governor Rick (All Hair, No Integrity) Perry who thinks he raised his I.Q a few points by adding glasses and on the right is Rick’s clone, only sleazier, Texas Attorney General Gregg (Hell on Wheels) Abbott, the Mad Hatter of the Texas Tea Party.

On the left is the evil Mr. Burns of  The Simpson’s fame and on the right is Congressmoron Looney Louie (I’m as Stupid as I Look) Gohmert  who is a real life cartoon character.   

On the left is Sarah (Half-Assed Governor, Full Time Moron) Palin and on the right is Linda (Let Me Kiss It and Make It Better) Lovelace, porn star of Deep Throat fame. They both seem to have an oral fixation. 

'Delivery Man' debunked: Not just any guy can be a sperm donor 
Bill Briggs NBC News
This was the headline on MSNBC news over the weekend.  Note to Bill.  It’s a movie dumbass, not a documentary.   They just made it up. Why don’t you do some real investigative reporting?

A 13 year old boy in Dallas shot his 5 year old brother yesterday. The boy was not killed but is listed in serious condition.  I’m not sure if they were arguing over the second amendment or whether the 13 year old was exercising his “stand your ground” rights.



Stay tuned for future adventures.

What Day Is It?

How about these humps?

What we seem to have in abundance here in Texas is stupid (lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated) politicians who are voted into office by ignorant (lacking intelligence or common sense) voters.  A prime example is Texas Railroad Commissioner Barry( I Think I Can, I Think I Can) Smitherman who is now wanting to be the Attorney General of Texas.  Barry thinks that unborn fetuses would vote Republican. Actually I would tend to agree since fetuses do not have fully formed brains.

The former Vice-Chair of the Texas Republican Party, David (Part Time Moron, Full Time Religious Nut) Barton said recently that the disastrous floods, super storms and debilitating droughts have been brought on by God because of legalized abortions.  I can see where you could come to that conclusion if the weather only wiped out abortion clinics. 


Toronto mayor Rob (I’m Not Addicted to Drugs, I Just Like Them) Ford admitted during a heated city council meeting that he had bought illegal drugs in the past two years. He went on to say that he is a “positive role model for kids who are down and out.”  What, down and out of drugs?

A new pinhead to jump into the political scene is Kory (Full Time Gun Nut) Watkins. He likes to carry his assault rifle with him everywhere. I'm pretty sure he sleeps with it because I can't imagine anyone else going to bed with him.  Kory has decided to run against Texas Congressmoron Joe (Pollution) Barton because he says Joe is not conservative enough. Remember Congressmoron Barton is the idiot who apologized to BP for ruining their oil well with our salt water. Joe makes Michele Bachman look like a liberal so you can imagine what Kory’s political views are like. Sorta like looking at the world through a soda straw.       


The federal government has spent a $1 billion at airports on a TSA program called “SPOT” that profiles people who may be “bad guys” by talking to them. A report says that the program doesn’t work.  It seems if you ask bad guys if they are bad guys and are they going to blow up planes, they will lie to you.




Stay tuned for future adventures.