Have A Heart

A big day coming up a week from tomorrow and it involves the heart.  Saturday the 14th is National Organ Donor Day.  I know this is a tough subject to think about but do take the time to consider what you can donate.  I personally don’t own an organ but I do have an old guitar and a stand up piano I will gladly give away.

Oh and Saturday is Valentine’s Day, so don’t forget your sweetie or you may be donating teeth.  I also think that tomorrow would be a good day for someone to donate a heart to the Republican Party.  It is pretty oblivious that they don’t have one.

Utah TeaNut Republican Brian (Not Only Am I A Mormon, But I’m Also a Moron) Greene says he is not sure it’s rape if the victim is unconscious.  I think maybe it would be a good idea to donate a brain to Brian.

And a heartfelt thanks goes out to Kory (Shoot First and to Hell With the Questions) Watkins, the head gun nut for Open Carry Guns in Texas, for being the “Typhoid Mary” of gun nuts everywhere. In his latest rant, he has threatened to shoot legislators who voted against gun laws. This bonehead has done more to stop the open carry idea dead in it’s tracks than anyone on the liberal side of this debate.  



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How about these humps?

What we seem to have in abundance here in Texas is stupid (lacking knowledge or awareness in general; uneducated or unsophisticated) politicians who are voted into office by ignorant (lacking intelligence or common sense) voters.  A prime example is Texas Railroad Commissioner Barry( I Think I Can, I Think I Can) Smitherman who is now wanting to be the Attorney General of Texas.  Barry thinks that unborn fetuses would vote Republican. Actually I would tend to agree since fetuses do not have fully formed brains.

The former Vice-Chair of the Texas Republican Party, David (Part Time Moron, Full Time Religious Nut) Barton said recently that the disastrous floods, super storms and debilitating droughts have been brought on by God because of legalized abortions.  I can see where you could come to that conclusion if the weather only wiped out abortion clinics. 


Toronto mayor Rob (I’m Not Addicted to Drugs, I Just Like Them) Ford admitted during a heated city council meeting that he had bought illegal drugs in the past two years. He went on to say that he is a “positive role model for kids who are down and out.”  What, down and out of drugs?

A new pinhead to jump into the political scene is Kory (Full Time Gun Nut) Watkins. He likes to carry his assault rifle with him everywhere. I'm pretty sure he sleeps with it because I can't imagine anyone else going to bed with him.  Kory has decided to run against Texas Congressmoron Joe (Pollution) Barton because he says Joe is not conservative enough. Remember Congressmoron Barton is the idiot who apologized to BP for ruining their oil well with our salt water. Joe makes Michele Bachman look like a liberal so you can imagine what Kory’s political views are like. Sorta like looking at the world through a soda straw.       


The federal government has spent a $1 billion at airports on a TSA program called “SPOT” that profiles people who may be “bad guys” by talking to them. A report says that the program doesn’t work.  It seems if you ask bad guys if they are bad guys and are they going to blow up planes, they will lie to you.




Stay tuned for future adventures.